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50turnparty.bsky.social
satyr it ain't so
@50turnparty.bsky.social
i'm the kind of nonbinary that mostly wants you to fuck off

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the pokemon need to get lucky one billion times. and the lions? the lions only need to get lucky once, one thousand and twenty five times
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i dunno maybe it's too early to call but i don't think this oklahoma situation has legs. oh a bunch of people want it to don't get me wrong but the paper's just so bad. it's actually a big ask to convince a sexist to support this Stupid Woman's Paper
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Stanger things
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
the way you really know ai has no future is its supporters are so fucking whiny. no one's ever like "well obviously it'll just be a taste, like how some people prefer horror and others prefer fantasy". no they're just in a huffy tiff that you don't like the thing they like
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
they're trying to cancel chainsaw man because a guy found a porno where a girl has a similar outfit to reze
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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one of my goofiest pieces of erotic writing available now!
HEY! Who hacked in and got access to the upcoming articles of Darklord Centennial?

TAGS: implied everything, maximum blue balls, transformation, mind control, hypnosis, bondage, gelatinous cubes, too meta, guys it's really hard to write in a style you've never done before like 'magazine'
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i think "clicker" might be the most incorrectly applied tag on steam
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
one of my goofiest pieces of erotic writing available now!
HEY! Who hacked in and got access to the upcoming articles of Darklord Centennial?

TAGS: implied everything, maximum blue balls, transformation, mind control, hypnosis, bondage, gelatinous cubes, too meta, guys it's really hard to write in a style you've never done before like 'magazine'
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
it's so funny that warframe accidentally made a bunch of game-invading adversaries themed around CEOs trying to use new technology to no longer rely on people to make content immediately, like immediately before the AI boom
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"context please" the context was the post brother. you just didn't read it with your brain on. turn off your tiktok and open a book
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
There was some viral marketing for a game awards announcement and people found this demonic skull and corpse filled statue, and motherfuckers were genuinely going “looks like god of war Egypt to me!”
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
teshin flow
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we gotta start saying "oh i don't really watch kids shows" more again. people getting too comfy talking mess on challenging works
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
you know it's pretty funny how many fairly reasonable decisions various card games made over the last 5 years to try to drop secondary market prices, only for it to be wholly undone by a completely insane speculative push from modern gambling culture
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Dominika - OC of @50turnparty.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's just funny when the boobs are big
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i've got some bad news for the guy who followed me who's primarily posting ai generated muscular hirsute men and satyr themed homosexuality
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Tree Gelbman from Happy Death Day 🎂 ☠️
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
well! i guess we know what side his bread is margerined on!
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
still slowly working my way through this ufo 50 every game podcast and nothing has made me more confident that all video game design statement people make is just made up vibes
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM