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Emperor Lizard (?!)
@emperorvulture.bsky.social
Cigarette lover • Mother of 43 decent hatchlings • Sub-literate • Avid switchblade twirling enthusiast
😌I'm not laughing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Why is you laughing...!
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I heard somewhere that one theory as to their meaning is one person's private attempt to honor the dead of some tragedy. He made all the figures as a sort of tribute, and never meant for them to be found, which is why nobody ever came forth when they were discovered
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
buge
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Consulting my handy excel sheet of social cues and hierarchical nonsense before dressing myself in the morning so I don't accidentally break a major norm that lands me in a class of people that everyone can legally spit on.

Sounds like living back then wasn't stressful at all!
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
DAMN, they loved their hierarchies!
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pro life AND pro bombing children. Wonderful things coming out of the pro life crowd.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Interesting that both slaves and slave sellers were put in the same strata. Didn't know that!
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
No nut for thee, not for me. Lemme hit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM