Emperor Lizard (?!)
@emperorvulture.bsky.social
Cigarette lover • Mother of 43 decent hatchlings • Sub-literate • Avid switchblade twirling enthusiast
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gay bowerbird but she collects pink things for her bower. she's also misogynistic but that's unrelated
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
gay bowerbird but she collects pink things for her bower. she's also misogynistic but that's unrelated
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W E S H A L L B E I M M O R T A L I N D E F E N D I N G O U R S E A S
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
W E S H A L L B E I M M O R T A L I N D E F E N D I N G O U R S E A S
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Today I turn 30, and I just wanna say thank u to my dear friends whom I love very much and to everyone who's been supporting me all this time ;3;
Couldn't get this far without yall 💜🥺💜
Couldn't get this far without yall 💜🥺💜
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Today I turn 30, and I just wanna say thank u to my dear friends whom I love very much and to everyone who's been supporting me all this time ;3;
Couldn't get this far without yall 💜🥺💜
Couldn't get this far without yall 💜🥺💜
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whoops time to change those sheets
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
whoops time to change those sheets
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Hmmm, colors perchance
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hmmm, colors perchance
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Jackal pavel for your day
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Jackal pavel for your day
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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Werewolf Ringmaker - "Thank you for your help, the townsfolk shouldn't bother me in my woods anymore. Take this. It has a powerful enchantment. Only wear it in grave danger. It will give you the strength of my kind, but it will be difficult to take off if you abuse it. Use it with wisdom."
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Werewolf Ringmaker - "Thank you for your help, the townsfolk shouldn't bother me in my woods anymore. Take this. It has a powerful enchantment. Only wear it in grave danger. It will give you the strength of my kind, but it will be difficult to take off if you abuse it. Use it with wisdom."
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Reptiles in my setting spend quite a bit of time keeping themselves warm. I was thinking it would be neat for them to sit around fire pits where they enter this trance-like state until they're back up to temperature.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reptiles in my setting spend quite a bit of time keeping themselves warm. I was thinking it would be neat for them to sit around fire pits where they enter this trance-like state until they're back up to temperature.
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!!! headshot completed for Remi! I'm so happy with this one honestly. thanks again!
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
!!! headshot completed for Remi! I'm so happy with this one honestly. thanks again!
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It's the first time for one of them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's the first time for one of them.
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Video games (random slop sketch I made)
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Video games (random slop sketch I made)
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a difficult choice between "jerma clips to suck dick to" and horny music (2022)
October 31, 2024 at 2:39 PM
a difficult choice between "jerma clips to suck dick to" and horny music (2022)
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Vyper deadlock again (but better)
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Vyper deadlock again (but better)
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Few weeks into NNN this yeen was showing no signs of breaking. It was time to up the difficulty!
I'm sure those nuts will be feeling extra heavy after this session is over - best you get used to the feeling, still got few weeks to go!~
comm for Snicks!
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I'm sure those nuts will be feeling extra heavy after this session is over - best you get used to the feeling, still got few weeks to go!~
comm for Snicks!
📣 t.me/manedfucc
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Few weeks into NNN this yeen was showing no signs of breaking. It was time to up the difficulty!
I'm sure those nuts will be feeling extra heavy after this session is over - best you get used to the feeling, still got few weeks to go!~
comm for Snicks!
📣 t.me/manedfucc
I'm sure those nuts will be feeling extra heavy after this session is over - best you get used to the feeling, still got few weeks to go!~
comm for Snicks!
📣 t.me/manedfucc
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Colored commission piece for @parchmentbearer.bsky.social (+ @lustwasp.bsky.social) !!!!
#nsfwcommission #nsfw
#nsfwcommission #nsfw
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Colored commission piece for @parchmentbearer.bsky.social (+ @lustwasp.bsky.social) !!!!
#nsfwcommission #nsfw
#nsfwcommission #nsfw
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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