Bevis
@emperorbevis.bsky.social
Prosaic nonsense by politically aware poetically gifted writer with taste for surreal humour/sad old Bi W.C Lefty rock poet BeerAdvocate mod
Rock Music fan, a living obscure alternative. Love Craft/Real ale. Father of two, devoted to Julie
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
"Listen, and understand! That Beerminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until every beer is supped!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Listen, and understand! That Beerminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until every beer is supped!"
🎶 Away in a minger 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🎶 Away in a minger 🎵
🎶 Trying to get to Brooklands before the sun goes down 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🎶 Trying to get to Brooklands before the sun goes down 🎵
My contribution to our team’s Christmas decorations
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My contribution to our team’s Christmas decorations
If Trump had not existed, then meth heads would have created him.
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If Trump had not existed, then meth heads would have created him.
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
Bolsover Reform branch say
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bolsover Reform branch say
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
Don’t like him much, but Ed Davey showing how to do an official ceremony
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don’t like him much, but Ed Davey showing how to do an official ceremony
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
Heading to a beer festival near you :)
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Heading to a beer festival near you :)
As the made up Churchill quote & the “running out of other people’s money” are doing the rounds
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As the made up Churchill quote & the “running out of other people’s money” are doing the rounds
New home made meme for when someone has replied to a news story of Reform/Nigel Farage being outed as racist/corrupt/incompetent with
‘(I’m voting) reform
‘(I’m voting) reform
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
New home made meme for when someone has replied to a news story of Reform/Nigel Farage being outed as racist/corrupt/incompetent with
‘(I’m voting) reform
‘(I’m voting) reform
Current most used home made memes
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Current most used home made memes
I spy with my Brass Eye
July 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I spy with my Brass Eye
There is no strong beer
Only stupidly hot weather
Only stupidly hot weather
June 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
There is no strong beer
Only stupidly hot weather
Only stupidly hot weather
First beer on the road to 10,000 from 7,500. Sadly the last beer from this cute half pint dimple mug, as it has cracked
June 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
First beer on the road to 10,000 from 7,500. Sadly the last beer from this cute half pint dimple mug, as it has cracked
Anyone going to the Brewdog Punk 20th anniversary party?
May 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anyone going to the Brewdog Punk 20th anniversary party?
Bringing back a fondly remembered beer ✅
Cutting it off at the knees to produce a weaker, different, thin bland version ❌
Cutting it off at the knees to produce a weaker, different, thin bland version ❌
May 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bringing back a fondly remembered beer ✅
Cutting it off at the knees to produce a weaker, different, thin bland version ❌
Cutting it off at the knees to produce a weaker, different, thin bland version ❌
Mike Peters has passed away
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Mike Peters has passed away
Single malt BA Quad, simply bliss
March 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Single malt BA Quad, simply bliss