Bevis
@emperorbevis.bsky.social
Prosaic nonsense by politically aware poetically gifted writer with taste for surreal humour/sad old Bi W.C Lefty rock poet BeerAdvocate mod
Rock Music fan, a living obscure alternative. Love Craft/Real ale. Father of two, devoted to Julie
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Bevis
@emperorbevis.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Rantings of 'that bloke in the pub'
if that bloke in pub was bastard offspring
of Lech Wałęsa & Pattie Smith
always questioning
The Least important person on the Manchester beer scene
For-
equality
local craft
empathic progression
Against-
austerity
big brewery
patriarchy
homophobia
transphobia
if that bloke in pub was bastard offspring
of Lech Wałęsa & Pattie Smith
always questioning
The Least important person on the Manchester beer scene
For-
equality
local craft
empathic progression
Against-
austerity
big brewery
patriarchy
homophobia
transphobia
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
Keith Starmer
Doesn’t care a bit
Keith Starmer
Keith Starmer
Policies of shit
He takes from the poor
& gives to the rich
Stupid bitch, stupid bitch, stupid bitch
"Listen, and understand! That Beerminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until every beer is supped!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Listen, and understand! That Beerminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until every beer is supped!"
🎶 Away in a minger 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🎶 Away in a minger 🎵
🎶 Trying to get to Brooklands before the sun goes down 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🎶 Trying to get to Brooklands before the sun goes down 🎵
My contribution to our team’s Christmas decorations
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My contribution to our team’s Christmas decorations
Let us get through November first, before we get onto the C word that isn’t cunt.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Let us get through November first, before we get onto the C word that isn’t cunt.
For a couple of seconds I was at peace with myself.
For a moment I actually liked myself.
For a moment I actually liked myself.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
For a couple of seconds I was at peace with myself.
For a moment I actually liked myself.
For a moment I actually liked myself.
Oh yeah before I forget,
0161 Thrashchester yesterday was bucking Frilliant
Moshed, discovered new bands, drank some beer & had some metal time with friends.
0161 Thrashchester yesterday was bucking Frilliant
Moshed, discovered new bands, drank some beer & had some metal time with friends.
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh yeah before I forget,
0161 Thrashchester yesterday was bucking Frilliant
Moshed, discovered new bands, drank some beer & had some metal time with friends.
0161 Thrashchester yesterday was bucking Frilliant
Moshed, discovered new bands, drank some beer & had some metal time with friends.
@melissacolebeer.bsky.social lovely to see you at ISBFX
Don’t worry about the flying 10p piece lol
Don’t worry about the flying 10p piece lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@melissacolebeer.bsky.social lovely to see you at ISBFX
Don’t worry about the flying 10p piece lol
Don’t worry about the flying 10p piece lol
New Chat show soups
-Russell Harty Beef
-Wogan Josh Curry
-Parky Weather Warmer (winter vegetable)
-Piers Morgan (cock bollock broth)
-Russell Harty Beef
-Wogan Josh Curry
-Parky Weather Warmer (winter vegetable)
-Piers Morgan (cock bollock broth)
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
New Chat show soups
-Russell Harty Beef
-Wogan Josh Curry
-Parky Weather Warmer (winter vegetable)
-Piers Morgan (cock bollock broth)
-Russell Harty Beef
-Wogan Josh Curry
-Parky Weather Warmer (winter vegetable)
-Piers Morgan (cock bollock broth)
If Trump had not existed, then meth heads would have created him.
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If Trump had not existed, then meth heads would have created him.
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
This is exactly the thing Jesus was rallying against :/
We have already had swathes of
“Enoch Powell was right”
You factor in the forcing of flags on people with the racial purity of
“You can only be English/Scottish/Welsh/British if you are white”
& we are scarilly close to
“Hitler was right”
“Enoch Powell was right”
You factor in the forcing of flags on people with the racial purity of
“You can only be English/Scottish/Welsh/British if you are white”
& we are scarilly close to
“Hitler was right”
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We have already had swathes of
“Enoch Powell was right”
You factor in the forcing of flags on people with the racial purity of
“You can only be English/Scottish/Welsh/British if you are white”
& we are scarilly close to
“Hitler was right”
“Enoch Powell was right”
You factor in the forcing of flags on people with the racial purity of
“You can only be English/Scottish/Welsh/British if you are white”
& we are scarilly close to
“Hitler was right”
Donald Trump to sue the BBC for damaging his reputation.
Rameses II to sue the Camel cigarettes for damaging his health.
Rameses II to sue the Camel cigarettes for damaging his health.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Donald Trump to sue the BBC for damaging his reputation.
Rameses II to sue the Camel cigarettes for damaging his health.
Rameses II to sue the Camel cigarettes for damaging his health.
Bolsover Reform branch say
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bolsover Reform branch say
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
“Were’s you’re blody popy”
As the UK takes a step closer to Idiocracy
Life is pain
au chocolat
au chocolat
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Life is pain
au chocolat
au chocolat
Don’t like him much, but Ed Davey showing how to do an official ceremony
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don’t like him much, but Ed Davey showing how to do an official ceremony
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
& Boris Johnson showing how you look at 4AM shuffling home because you’ve shat yourself after mixing drink & drugs & Brasso
Heading to a beer festival near you :)
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Heading to a beer festival near you :)
On a scale of one to ten
Four fucks sake!
Four fucks sake!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
On a scale of one to ten
Four fucks sake!
Four fucks sake!
As the made up Churchill quote & the “running out of other people’s money” are doing the rounds
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As the made up Churchill quote & the “running out of other people’s money” are doing the rounds
New home made meme for when someone has replied to a news story of Reform/Nigel Farage being outed as racist/corrupt/incompetent with
‘(I’m voting) reform
‘(I’m voting) reform
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
New home made meme for when someone has replied to a news story of Reform/Nigel Farage being outed as racist/corrupt/incompetent with
‘(I’m voting) reform
‘(I’m voting) reform
I’ve just heard Laurence Fox’s musical tribute to Charlie Kirk & I think it is time to ban all songs
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’ve just heard Laurence Fox’s musical tribute to Charlie Kirk & I think it is time to ban all songs