THE Dan H
emoperor.bsky.social
THE Dan H
@emoperor.bsky.social
Lover of Midwest emo, Indian food, and people who are intelligent, funny, and kind.
I’m still waiting or the blender song yo get repurposed into a jingle for the next trendy iteration of the Ninja/Nutribullet/etc.

“Wanna put this tender chard in a blender..”
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
At this point I’m convinced that they’re collecting 5s in the hopes that one of them puts together a 3 season, or at least a 3 until Bradish shows up.
January 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I would design an electric car even more ridiculous than the Cybertruck but only make one of it, for me.
December 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
My misplaced pessimism truly believes that if we sign him, he’s going to be worse each year it make the Chris Davis contract look smart.
December 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I’m definitely “worried” that their version of major improvements is going be betting on Jackson and Heston becoming excellent at the mlb level.
December 11, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Twitter is an ongoing reminder not to buy a Tesla.
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Do we know they got blown out on the offer? I’d imagine that with comparable offers, the dodgers look more attractive to free agents. They’ve won the WS, they’ve shown they they will consistently be at the top of the league, and they will spend to support the team.

I love my Os, but LA is stacked.
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Please let them spend money instead of blowing the farm on Crochet.
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
You know exactly where you lost me.
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Almost had me
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
You’re still listening to Our Bande Apart?
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I think there were some good/popular policies on the Harris platform (go after corporate price gouging, Medicare coverage for caregivers, affordable housing strategies) but they just said each of them once and then moved on. No forceful messaging of the actual stuff they offered.
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Recollection was that Chirinos was well-liked/respected in the clubhouse, so this is probably good stuff.
November 25, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Haha, let’s see if young men stick with them through that.
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Rightwingers: We have to fight the pharmaceutical industry. Whatever it takes!

Smart people: Let’s pass laws that allow us to negotiate with with the pharmaceutical industry, lowering our costs at their expense.

Rightwingers: What? No!
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Walking away from Webb and Coulombe this year is concerning. Plus adding Strowd who I’m not at impressed with.

If they don’t do some reeeal impressive signings, this is gonna look baaad.
November 23, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Americans wanted lower prices so they voted for massive tariffs on the most affordable goods.
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, if you don’t do it I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

Maybe acquaintances, we’ll see.
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I survived that car accident, so it’s fine to put my hand in this blender.
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Far be it from me to correct the almighty, but you gotta remove the plural.

Otherwise we are obligated to allow ONE Elon, and you know which one we’re going to get.
November 19, 2024 at 6:27 AM