Some Jewish Guy: Christmas may be flashier, but with Chanukah you get gifts and treats for EIGHT nights.

Gerhard Lang: Hold my egg nog…

Apart from all the late-stage capitalism hellscape stuff, the worst thing in the world is buying a record and then realizing it is 45rpm, so you have to mess with the belt before and after you play it.

Why have we done this to ourselves?

All I want for Christmas is a new show where @georgetakei.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social lose everything and have to become roommates.

And I want 90s sitcom length seasons.

10+ episodes a year for the next four years would really take the edge off.

It’s becoming clear that every social media app has its own special purpose.

Instagram is for following bands.

Bluesky is for news updates and personal rambling.

Facebook will be for tagging your right-leaning friends in pictures of the atrocities they voted for.

How VERY DARE they talk about my daughter’s bladder this way.

So this is how my brain works:

I had a dream where I learned an asteroid was going to hit close enough cause me to evacuate. I woke up while I was trying to decide what to pack.

I couldn’t get back to sleep because I had to keep working out what I wanted to save from certain destruction.

Always tough to decide on your first post for a new social media. It defines your experience there forever.

I was driving around and saw an advertisement for premade holiday meal and so I said “oo, want a Family Feast Box?”

My 6yr old daughter said “I got a family feast box for you.”

My life.