Auntie Em
emofjohnson.bsky.social
Auntie Em
@emofjohnson.bsky.social
Fortysomething. Aging Greebo.
Messy Bench. Lemonade Socialist.
North England born living in That London.
Never knowingly without a to do list.
I've met a few murderers in my time and all of them were really nice to me. People are really hard to explain
January 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm so sorry x
January 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This is the content I need.
January 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
St Elwicks
January 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The full Slash Beef advert one was absolute art. I couldn't explain to Eddie why it was so brilliant.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Beef and Dairy Network
January 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I like the 'shit on it' approach. If it had shit on it would I love it enough to clean it or would I toss it?
January 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can't remember the last time I drank alcohol. I feel like I had some mulled wine on boxing day but not sure.
January 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Of course
January 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I thought that was a given. I've been married 17 years and I assume everyone suffers the same.
January 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
She's lucky to have you
January 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
He's lovely
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 AM