smellody
@emmkayeff.bsky.social
hi here are the farts I cooked
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smellody
@emmkayeff.bsky.social
· Jan 4
[breathing heavily directly into a microphone and getting deafening feedback]
“fap” is an example of onomatopenis
“fap” is an example of onomatopenis
Making a big pot of soup and watching Heat for the first time
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Making a big pot of soup and watching Heat for the first time
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I don't think people get it: If the leathery scion of a demonic political dynasty tells you what medicines to take or not take, you LISTEN.
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don't think people get it: If the leathery scion of a demonic political dynasty tells you what medicines to take or not take, you LISTEN.
Would be awesome to get raptured today during a webinar about AI or during Zoom therapy
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Would be awesome to get raptured today during a webinar about AI or during Zoom therapy
Started Alien: Earth
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Started Alien: Earth
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"this is shit"- bad
"this shit rips"- good
"this is ass"- bad
"this rips ass"- bad?
"this shit rips ass"- unclear
"this ass rips shit"- no
"this shit rips"- good
"this is ass"- bad
"this rips ass"- bad?
"this shit rips ass"- unclear
"this ass rips shit"- no
May 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"this is shit"- bad
"this shit rips"- good
"this is ass"- bad
"this rips ass"- bad?
"this shit rips ass"- unclear
"this ass rips shit"- no
"this shit rips"- good
"this is ass"- bad
"this rips ass"- bad?
"this shit rips ass"- unclear
"this ass rips shit"- no
Just imagined a bright red cybertruck and got so mad
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just imagined a bright red cybertruck and got so mad
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
They turned the Chicago River green again for the new pope!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They turned the Chicago River green again for the new pope!!!!
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Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.
Trump is in office and things are extremely bleak, I just got covid for the first time ever and can’t smell or taste anything…I’m getting hit with all the Spring 2020 classics
March 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trump is in office and things are extremely bleak, I just got covid for the first time ever and can’t smell or taste anything…I’m getting hit with all the Spring 2020 classics
Decided not to share to my IG story a reel of cute rats diving because my caption of “7:36 am to 7:40 am” would not make sense over there
March 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Decided not to share to my IG story a reel of cute rats diving because my caption of “7:36 am to 7:40 am” would not make sense over there
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They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far
Mark Wahlberg’s 40-Day Challenge
March 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mark Wahlberg’s 40-Day Challenge
Paradise should be the #1 show on tv Sunday nights on ABC but then they wouldn’t be able to say “fuck”
March 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Paradise should be the #1 show on tv Sunday nights on ABC but then they wouldn’t be able to say “fuck”
Noah Wyle is one ER show away from becoming a doctor
March 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Noah Wyle is one ER show away from becoming a doctor
Not a good way to trick me into giving you money. Do better
February 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Not a good way to trick me into giving you money. Do better
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
Omg celebrity cameo 😍🤩
February 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Omg celebrity cameo 😍🤩
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it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat