Emmett
@emmettito.bsky.social
• Full-time software engineer
• Part-time clown 🤡
• Part-time clown 🤡
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Simple 5-ingredient recipe. First, start with the following 15 spices…
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Simple 5-ingredient recipe. First, start with the following 15 spices…
I cant wait for my first meal of the day, a giant tub of movie theater popcorn 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I cant wait for my first meal of the day, a giant tub of movie theater popcorn 🥰
Mutually ghosting is so embarrassing. Like do I unfollow you now? Or are you gonna reach out in a week?
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Mutually ghosting is so embarrassing. Like do I unfollow you now? Or are you gonna reach out in a week?
🎵 i wanna do a bump of coke with @ijustine.bsky.social 🎵
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🎵 i wanna do a bump of coke with @ijustine.bsky.social 🎵
I thought I looked cute last night 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I thought I looked cute last night 🤷♂️
I fucking love good news 🙏
Utah judge rejects GOP redistricting effort, approving new map with a Democratic seat
The ruling is a blow to Republicans, who had drawn a court-ordered map designed to protect Utah's all-GOP congressional delegation.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I fucking love good news 🙏
My internal dialogue needs to shut the hell up 🤡
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My internal dialogue needs to shut the hell up 🤡
This shit always cracks me up
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This shit always cracks me up
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Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
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People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.
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Mariah on November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Mariah on November 1st
I love when AWS and Microsoft Azure take turns having massive outages 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love when AWS and Microsoft Azure take turns having massive outages 🥰
Woke up and it’s 27°F outside… can I just stay in my warm bed all day? 🥺
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Woke up and it’s 27°F outside… can I just stay in my warm bed all day? 🥺
I just got this ad on TIKTOK. This feels like a recession indicator if they’re stooping to these levels…
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just got this ad on TIKTOK. This feels like a recession indicator if they’re stooping to these levels…
Straighten? No, I don’t think I will.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Straighten? No, I don’t think I will.
I have a confession… I haven’t played the newest Pokémon for more than 15 minutes. I’ve been too busy playing Katamari 😅
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have a confession… I haven’t played the newest Pokémon for more than 15 minutes. I’ve been too busy playing Katamari 😅
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the wh*te h*use officially on bluesky mood board
October 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the wh*te h*use officially on bluesky mood board
This is the Pokémon game everyone is playing, right?
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is the Pokémon game everyone is playing, right?
Every night I ask myself dumb questions like “Do I want Taco Bell or do I want a boyfriend?” 🤪
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Every night I ask myself dumb questions like “Do I want Taco Bell or do I want a boyfriend?” 🤪
Some gays post their ass on their 🟢 story, and some put a screenshot of Spotify with no caption or context, and there’s nothing in between.
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some gays post their ass on their 🟢 story, and some put a screenshot of Spotify with no caption or context, and there’s nothing in between.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
The new iPhone is kinda cute idgaf
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The new iPhone is kinda cute idgaf
I think my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me 🤭
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me 🤭