quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Government drones above my barn:

How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

i'm going to invent an "american style" full english breakfast that's so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord

Finished a chapter that was a real burr in my saddle, and now I'm going to rest my brain for the evening. Time for cheese and video games.

I like to think my typos help keep the people reading mentally agile. You’re welcome

Here are some nice mushrooms

can’t believe i got a canon user 🙏