Common or Garden Variety Emma
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emmavaria.bsky.social
Common or Garden Variety Emma
@emmavaria.bsky.social
An eclectic assortment of organic molecules and highly impure water in the shape of a professional rando and technomantic adept (fourth class). Turtle-shaped turtle girl who loves turtles. Unrepentently trans and queer af.
I did get a few more shots of that one, it was much larger. Mostly similar views from above or three-quarter above though, I'm not sure they'll provide any useful further information.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Again, too small. It was perhaps less than an inch between the cap and the ground and I would have had to pull it up.

At the time, identifying it wasn't a priority and I didn't expect that I was ever going to post it. I was just appreciating the vibe and that's it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I did not. This thing was utterly tiny and the only way to get to the underside would have been to pull it up, which I was unwilling to do.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I should perhaps be tagging @lukelukeluke.bsky.social on these, because here is a nice mushrooms and it will be impossible to convince me that he does not already know them both by name, reputation, and blood relation.

(From a partially wooded suburb just north of Seattle. Pics taken on Halloween.)
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
There was also this guy, which was not in any sense a tiny wee little delicate thing, but it pleases regardless. It must have been four or five, possibly as much as six inches across.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I dunno that I'd actually enjoy watching that show. But I sure do appreciate that somebody's out there putting that energy into the world.
May 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
😭
May 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yes! It is a pretty bad pun.
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Huzzah! That's fantastic!
May 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Well, it was originally back on xitter, but mostly just because you're engaging and entertaining here on social media. That you also wrote some books I enjoy reading is separate but parallel.
May 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
May 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tacos de carne asada. 🤤
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's super cool that your birthday is so close to Krissy's! Happy birthday to the both of you!
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Doesn't need to. They're already trying to define trans anything as being pornography.
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shoulder length hair can be amazing.

But yeah, I also have some hard limits on how long I can grow mine before it degrades into a mass of disintegrating split ends.
May 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I almost said "Famous Internet Cat and Burrito Guy," but I think you may actually already be on the record concerning the burritos.
May 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Will you feel content someday when you are more widely identified as a Famous Internet Cat Guy than an author? Because I could totally see you going for that.
May 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I get it! While polyamory seems to be becoming more mainstream, it's is of course still very definitely a minority proposition. Not a weird response at all.
May 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I would totally go to prom with you, if you weren't offended by having to share me with my wife!
May 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
YES. Persactly!
May 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I am engaged in the same project myself. :/
May 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM