I remember this thread from Twitter. I still occasionally say "What news from Stalingrad?" to myself.

while I’m at it kevin the carrot can fuck off as well. thinks he’s got the established status of colin the caterpillar when he just barged onto the scene a few years ago basking in the borrowed starlight of jim broadbent’s voiceover without doing the hard yards

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

Also if you want to know the unhinged levels Amazon are going to to push it, that version was in my goodreads tbr. Even though I've not listed anything on goodreads in like four years...