emma story
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do you ever think about how zuckerberg thought vr chat was going to be so revolutionary that facebook renamed itself
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
do you ever think about how zuckerberg thought vr chat was going to be so revolutionary that facebook renamed itself
i’m on amtrak today, and there are three dudes in their 20s having the time of their goddamn lives playing with those little finger skateboards in the cafe car, and i am having the time of my goddamn life observing the proceedings
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i’m on amtrak today, and there are three dudes in their 20s having the time of their goddamn lives playing with those little finger skateboards in the cafe car, and i am having the time of my goddamn life observing the proceedings
tonight i tried to pay for a cocktail with cash and the infant bartender had to go find a manager to figure out how to do a cash payment. i’m going to be thinking about this for the next year
March 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
tonight i tried to pay for a cocktail with cash and the infant bartender had to go find a manager to figure out how to do a cash payment. i’m going to be thinking about this for the next year
as a person with a lot of nerd adjacent interests, i feel like i'm constantly at risk of being given a funko pop as a gift and having to pretend i don't find them wholly repellent. please never give me a funko pop
March 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
as a person with a lot of nerd adjacent interests, i feel like i'm constantly at risk of being given a funko pop as a gift and having to pretend i don't find them wholly repellent. please never give me a funko pop
i just passed a building advertising “wedding supply and cryogenic services” and was VERY intrigued until i realized it’s actually welding supplies
March 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i just passed a building advertising “wedding supply and cryogenic services” and was VERY intrigued until i realized it’s actually welding supplies
i love that the way movies work now means that universal pictures is notified when i make a late nite $3 video purchase on amazon
October 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
i love that the way movies work now means that universal pictures is notified when i make a late nite $3 video purchase on amazon
i think i could be friends with the cenobites. i don’t share their hobbies but i’m certainly interested in them
August 23, 2023 at 3:42 PM
i think i could be friends with the cenobites. i don’t share their hobbies but i’m certainly interested in them
what about fucking burgundy
July 4, 2023 at 10:37 PM
what about fucking burgundy
i just googled the etymology of “jabroni” to make sure it’s not secretly a racist slur or something and i have some incredible news
June 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
i just googled the etymology of “jabroni” to make sure it’s not secretly a racist slur or something and i have some incredible news
it’s funny how adding where is my mind to a film or tv scene has become this pop culture shorthand for “yeah it’s the fight club two personality thing”
June 11, 2023 at 6:01 PM
it’s funny how adding where is my mind to a film or tv scene has become this pop culture shorthand for “yeah it’s the fight club two personality thing”
at this point i don’t think i can be convinced that vc is a good way to build a good company
June 6, 2023 at 12:49 AM
at this point i don’t think i can be convinced that vc is a good way to build a good company
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Saw a video in which a conservative influencer who's mad at Chick-Fil-A says "you're no longer the lord's chicken, you're actually the woke chicken" and I'm concerned that I may never have another thought. Just those words scrolling on a LCD screen in my mind forever. You're actually the woke chicke
June 2, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Saw a video in which a conservative influencer who's mad at Chick-Fil-A says "you're no longer the lord's chicken, you're actually the woke chicken" and I'm concerned that I may never have another thought. Just those words scrolling on a LCD screen in my mind forever. You're actually the woke chicke
in a dream last night i was at saint vitus to see a band called “brain bleed & the opportunistic infections” and i feel like my subconscious really nailed the vibe on that one
June 2, 2023 at 1:21 PM
in a dream last night i was at saint vitus to see a band called “brain bleed & the opportunistic infections” and i feel like my subconscious really nailed the vibe on that one
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Substack science
May 31, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Substack science
I will never forgive the first season of ted lasso for tricking me into watching the third season of ted lasso
June 1, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I will never forgive the first season of ted lasso for tricking me into watching the third season of ted lasso
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I can no longer handle Podcaster Voice. People are leaning further and further into this. Everyone sounds like a theatre kid who got hit in the head very hard and lost institutional knowledge of literally everything but is for some reason excited about the whole situation.
May 22, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I can no longer handle Podcaster Voice. People are leaning further and further into this. Everyone sounds like a theatre kid who got hit in the head very hard and lost institutional knowledge of literally everything but is for some reason excited about the whole situation.
that thing where a later season of a once excellent show is so bad it somehow retroactively makes me no longer like the good seasons, and indeed makes me question if I ever did. you kind of have to respect television so poorly written it alters the spacetime continuum
May 20, 2023 at 1:11 AM
that thing where a later season of a once excellent show is so bad it somehow retroactively makes me no longer like the good seasons, and indeed makes me question if I ever did. you kind of have to respect television so poorly written it alters the spacetime continuum
nine inch nails is a good band
May 15, 2023 at 5:29 PM
nine inch nails is a good band
ted lasso is just ned flanders if he was into sports instead of jesus
May 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
ted lasso is just ned flanders if he was into sports instead of jesus
truly wild that the daily’s narcan ep did not mention that you can order narcan free from many city health departments, including nyc’s. lots of regional info here: https://nextdistro.org/
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May 4, 2023 at 2:17 PM
truly wild that the daily’s narcan ep did not mention that you can order narcan free from many city health departments, including nyc’s. lots of regional info here: https://nextdistro.org/
from now on i’m getting all my infosec tips from duolingo
May 2, 2023 at 10:43 PM
from now on i’m getting all my infosec tips from duolingo
I don’t remember how to shitpost
May 2, 2023 at 4:14 PM
I don’t remember how to shitpost