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emma
@emmarie.bsky.social
built like a mother and a total machine
the problem with dipping my sumo slices in dark chocolate is when they’re gone, I am inconsolable
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by emma
It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
maybe time to revisit eddington
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
julia jacklin in oh, hi and too much !! great songs
August 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I genuinely feel confused and crazy for people not realize all beauty standards are based in eugenics
August 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my dream job is yelling at people on the train who don’t go all the way into the car or take their backpack off @mbta.com I will ride the orange line back and forth during rush hour and be the enforcer you need my dms are open
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
wait i didn’t know they slut shamed you when you give blood
July 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it’s crazy how when i’m sad every song is about Me and My Situations
July 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
why aren’t there splash pads for adults
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
who do you have to blow to get selected for the dinner with cupid blond date column w the globe cmon im h o t t o g o
July 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
sorry, baby was so good and funny. everyone to the theaters now!!
July 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
crying and reciting spells (katie gavin lyrics) in the work bathroom we are so back
July 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
gonna start practicing spanish again so if i ever meet bad bunny i have more of a shot
July 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
after so many extremes we have been presented with 1 perfect spring day and it only came a week into summer
June 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
stop using brioche as a sandwich bread!!!!!!!
June 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
beautiful girl i went to church camp with hard launching her divorce and new lesbian lover!! happy pride!!!
June 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i wish anyone talking about fletchers rebrand would take into account the actual things she said about it
June 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
was cleaning the gunk off my earrings and got a flashback to the time a man bit my earring out of my ear and spit it in my mouth
June 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
this past year i’ve got so much older
June 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
my ears are finally open to lana del ray in a way in which they haven’t been previously
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
so much fomo for the phineas and ferb premiere concert
June 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
time doesn’t heal all wounds. i need a tbi
May 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hacks is the best show on tv rn omg
May 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ava is so me i love hacks sm
May 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
switching in between my book on the fall of liberal democracy and my book about hot dogs
May 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM