Emz Monsoon
@emmageddon.bsky.social
Local Cryptid. Bog Witch. Certified Crone.
Just you and I, defying CAVITIES!
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just you and I, defying CAVITIES!
Surely, in both cases, it really depends who's playing?
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Surely, in both cases, it really depends who's playing?
"How are we going to show it's a dress for a CHRISTMAS party though?"
"I don't know, give her a random chunk of a christmas tree?"
"Dave, you're a fucking genius."
"I don't know, give her a random chunk of a christmas tree?"
"Dave, you're a fucking genius."
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"How are we going to show it's a dress for a CHRISTMAS party though?"
"I don't know, give her a random chunk of a christmas tree?"
"Dave, you're a fucking genius."
"I don't know, give her a random chunk of a christmas tree?"
"Dave, you're a fucking genius."
Picked up a proper True Crime artefact in the charity shop today!
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Picked up a proper True Crime artefact in the charity shop today!
Can I offer you a purring kitten in these trying times?
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can I offer you a purring kitten in these trying times?
Whilst the aim of this year's 31 for 31 is to watch more new spooky/horror films, last night's was such a bummer today had to be a reliable classic.
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Whilst the aim of this year's 31 for 31 is to watch more new spooky/horror films, last night's was such a bummer today had to be a reliable classic.
What did Kathy Najimy do to offend the design team at Disney? This is a hate crime.
September 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What did Kathy Najimy do to offend the design team at Disney? This is a hate crime.
What if I say "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable..." and it's just the Skinny Dip Patty and Selma themed pjs?
September 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What if I say "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable..." and it's just the Skinny Dip Patty and Selma themed pjs?
I think Ziggy has a side quest for me...
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I think Ziggy has a side quest for me...
Cute knit bombing ad for Netflix Thursday Murder Club outside titanicbelfast this morning
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Cute knit bombing ad for Netflix Thursday Murder Club outside titanicbelfast this morning
Charity shop book haul 🤩
August 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Charity shop book haul 🤩
Farewell to an Icon. To 18 years of being a semi feral weirdo, Miss Xia.
August 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Farewell to an Icon. To 18 years of being a semi feral weirdo, Miss Xia.
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane is one of my favourite films, and having a poster in my bedroom seems to be a fun way to accidentally creep out any potential suitors 😘
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane is one of my favourite films, and having a poster in my bedroom seems to be a fun way to accidentally creep out any potential suitors 😘
Being a recovering Catholic there's nothing i love more than wild takes on Catholic iconography. So obviously I need this.
August 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Being a recovering Catholic there's nothing i love more than wild takes on Catholic iconography. So obviously I need this.
"Uh those tattoos will look shit when you're old and wrinkly"
Beg. To. Fucking. Differ. Bitch
Beg. To. Fucking. Differ. Bitch
August 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Uh those tattoos will look shit when you're old and wrinkly"
Beg. To. Fucking. Differ. Bitch
Beg. To. Fucking. Differ. Bitch
I often don't think I have a 'type' when it comes to men, but whatever it is, it's encapsulated by Lee Pace on the Seth Myers Show for some reason.
July 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I often don't think I have a 'type' when it comes to men, but whatever it is, it's encapsulated by Lee Pace on the Seth Myers Show for some reason.
I like this top, but I would not have the faith in my titties that they would stay in their assigned seats. Playing a risky game of nipple peek a boo
July 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I like this top, but I would not have the faith in my titties that they would stay in their assigned seats. Playing a risky game of nipple peek a boo
Im really good at making responsible financial decisions. But at least my kitch nonsense matches @watsoncomedian.bsky.social new book!
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Im really good at making responsible financial decisions. But at least my kitch nonsense matches @watsoncomedian.bsky.social new book!
I feel like we already have several films that highlight why this is not a good idea?
July 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I feel like we already have several films that highlight why this is not a good idea?