BREAKING SCOOP: theyfab fiancé has been voicetraining since 14, low-frequency trans gf HUMILIATED overhearing them codeswitching on VIRGIN Media helpline

45 people came to a T-Climbing session today at a new centre who gave free entry to our group - I don't really engage w this feeling enough about it I don't think but I'm really proud of myself tonight :)

Yooo photos from our engagement party just came through and they are SO fucking lovely, here is a thread of some of them (I'm gonna be a fucking wife!! Em's wife!!!!):

some people dislike folks with facial piercings, but i’ll always ac-SEPTUM.

Oeuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just really fucking love medieval history. I just love a pipe roll. I love the pipe roll of 1130. I think Henry I should give me his pipe roll and we could be friends and bond over the pipe roll

What if I crawled out of my little tent in the middle of the night and used my tiny knives to take revenge on all the snorers. Not kill, just maim

So you're telling me that events are connected to one another, in a causal fashion? And that the only feasible proof of causality can be found in one's a priori rendering of phenomena? And that adeterministic freedom can therefore only reside in, what, noumena? Sounds fake AND gay

That's right. And they'll never catch me

bovril house

Can't stop thinking about it... It's been weeks and I can't stop thinking about it it's stuck in my head... I feel like I'm going insane
I can't get it out of my head. Bovril

Sometimes it's like she's holding me hostage. I don't think anyone else understands but there is something dark and chaotic and malevolent not even all that deep inside her. I love her sm

the frequency of the sound 'skweet' has increased manifold in my house in recent days. not entirely sure I enjoy how often I'm made to think of wet farts now

Tincture: 'i won't interact with this you know'

'it's like you have no decorum'

'don't do multiple paragraph skweets em'

Polyamory, see, it's a lot like juggling, but instead of balls it's real people. Which is why you have to get strong - you have to get strong, to do that. To juggle, real people

Bath Blake is the best time to approach with Big Questions. Nothing can go wrong for Bath Blake within her watery home

chat gpt please write me a paragraph on how to tell my wife she's simply amazing but in middle english

maybe i too will spend half an hour deciding on the funniest way to phrase this skeet

tincture beware

relationship goals