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RubElla
@ellaorlando.bsky.social
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Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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furthermore: bring back asbestos
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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happy birthday @cake-or-death.bsky.social

very blessed to have you as a friend 💜
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its 3am and you're covered in dog oil, most all of your back pain has been healed, you've never spoken to a single cop, John raveman is in your heart, and all is well.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good

what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good

what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
3 of the funniest interactions of my life back to back never change cis people
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An XXY rabbit is just a hare
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The only straight im interested in is the Denmark Straight

Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every day I stand in a cold shower and scream at the water until some gets in my lungs and I can see through time. Get on my fucking level, build your own matrix, John your raveman

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker.

I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Resurrecting (silly) old identities for (silly) purposes at (silly) events for unique (silly) reasons is very silly.

Have I mentioned I love my life?
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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MATE [mait, and also mee•ut] sb. A companion; comrade; fellow-labourer; friend; used especially by husband or wife to one another.
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Guys, I have an announcement to make

Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️‍🔥💛
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Shower mango time
October 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I keep thinking "Are we the baddies" every time dykes ask me to inflict yet more bespoke, perverted damage
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We found him
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My skin will never recover from this outfit, we may have gone too far
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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John raveman is gonna bring back asbestos
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Australian in Poland: "G'dańsk"
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can attest these are SHARP
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My transition goals are beyond your comprehension.
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM