RubElla
@ellaorlando.bsky.social
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Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat
After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
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furthermore: bring back asbestos
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
furthermore: bring back asbestos
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November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its 3am and you're covered in dog oil, most all of your back pain has been healed, you've never spoken to a single cop, John raveman is in your heart, and all is well.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Its 3am and you're covered in dog oil, most all of your back pain has been healed, you've never spoken to a single cop, John raveman is in your heart, and all is well.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
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friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
3 of the funniest interactions of my life back to back never change cis people
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
3 of the funniest interactions of my life back to back never change cis people
An XXY rabbit is just a hare
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
An XXY rabbit is just a hare
The only straight im interested in is the Denmark Straight
Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The only straight im interested in is the Denmark Straight
Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Every day I stand in a cold shower and scream at the water until some gets in my lungs and I can see through time. Get on my fucking level, build your own matrix, John your raveman
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Every day I stand in a cold shower and scream at the water until some gets in my lungs and I can see through time. Get on my fucking level, build your own matrix, John your raveman
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker.
I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker.
I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
Resurrecting (silly) old identities for (silly) purposes at (silly) events for unique (silly) reasons is very silly.
Have I mentioned I love my life?
Have I mentioned I love my life?
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Resurrecting (silly) old identities for (silly) purposes at (silly) events for unique (silly) reasons is very silly.
Have I mentioned I love my life?
Have I mentioned I love my life?
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MATE [mait, and also mee•ut] sb. A companion; comrade; fellow-labourer; friend; used especially by husband or wife to one another.
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
MATE [mait, and also mee•ut] sb. A companion; comrade; fellow-labourer; friend; used especially by husband or wife to one another.
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Guys, I have an announcement to make
Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️🔥💛
Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️🔥💛
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Guys, I have an announcement to make
Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️🔥💛
Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️🔥💛
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October 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I keep thinking "Are we the baddies" every time dykes ask me to inflict yet more bespoke, perverted damage
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I keep thinking "Are we the baddies" every time dykes ask me to inflict yet more bespoke, perverted damage
My skin will never recover from this outfit, we may have gone too far
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My skin will never recover from this outfit, we may have gone too far
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John raveman is gonna bring back asbestos
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
John raveman is gonna bring back asbestos
Australian in Poland: "G'dańsk"
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Australian in Poland: "G'dańsk"
I can attest these are SHARP
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I can attest these are SHARP
My transition goals are beyond your comprehension.
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My transition goals are beyond your comprehension.