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RubElla
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Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
The third week of submarine school comes to an end.

I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world.

I think, maybe, I understand subs now?

I must speak with John Raveman
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Day 11 of submarine school. Ive come down with a terrible fever and been sent to the pharmacist's mate to recover. She insists that oestrogen will make me more compliant in future procedures.

Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet.

F:BBA
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.

This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.

F: BBA
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
First day of submarine school wish me luck
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker.

I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We found him
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My transition goals are beyond your comprehension.
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
We have to go back
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Thanks Bedford, first time visiting your beautiful city. You made me feel so at home, can't wait to visit the tea rooms again. Xxx
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Can't believe they finally made this Canon
May 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wes Street announces new, "evidence based" approach to treating fish on the NHS.
April 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
How your email finds me:
March 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
December 16, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I am incapable of apologising
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Get yourself a friend who'll sneak into your house whilst you're out and leave a Gary Rhodes Memorial Glass in your bed.
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I just miss him
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
My dog is so fucked up I love him
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
"Mom, can we have trans women?"

"We have trans women at home."

The trans women at home:
September 23, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Scotland is transphobic
July 30, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I'm home 💜
July 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM