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Emily Schooley
@emilyschooley.bsky.social
Actor. Filmmaker. VO artist. Writer. Yapper.

Rebel w/ too many causes. Nerdy about infinite passions.

Friendly neighbourhood witch + oracle ✨🔮🔥

🏳️‍🌈 queer af | 🦓 + #adhd | 🐈 mom | 💕🌱& 🪨

Tkaronto / 🌎 traveller

Founder of @laughingcatprdn.bsky.social
Baby's first literary print publication!

My queer horror short story "A Haunted Heart, An Empty House" found a home with Up:Rising. The anthology will be released on Saturday, November 15th.

IN- PERSON LAUNCH PARTY
Sunday, November 30th at 7 PM
Glad Day Lit - 32 Lisgar

I'd love to see you out!
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This seems apropos - today and all days.
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Have a spooktacular day, ghouls and gays
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sometimes the Universe be like...
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Today is International Artists' Day.

To celebrate, here's a couple of BTS snaps of me working on film sets as a director and actor.

Coincidentally, these are projects that I have ALSO written and produced because I am multi-dimensional like that. 😽
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
How I feel all of spooky szn:
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am clearly a very serious adult who is embracing her feral 40s.

Here is my fully naked face, post-shower. Given my past life choices around 💊🌿🚬 🍸and my usual skincare routine being what I fondly call “the Courtney Love routine” (iykyk) - overall I’m not doing too badly at aging gracefully 😹
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
October is the best month.
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dunno who needs to hear this, but anything that does not centre supporting and nurturing Mother Earth and our most vulnerable community members (ie persons with disabilities, seniors, children, etc) is not in humanity’s best interest as a species.
October 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just some #filmsky thoughts because Titanic 4K recently crossed my timeline: Kate Winslet - and all other women! - deserve so much better than the rampant fatphobic press + media messaging that wanted us to believe that she was a) fat and b) somehow unacceptable or 'less than' in any way whatsoever.
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy Caturday
October 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Teef.
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This creepy, deeply maladjusted behaviour was old a decade ago. Now it's just laughable how pathetic it's become.
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I guess you can say it’s gonna get in tents 😹
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Super-excited to share this new adventure with you awesome cats 💕
September 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m declaring this season Hot Goblin Autumn 🍁😈
September 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Happy 32nd anniversary to THE X-FILES (aka one of my formative pieces of media, which I started watching at a single digit age)

The pilot episode first aired Sept 10th, 1993 👽🛸
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Documenting this on social media so that there are other witnesses: Steven and Liana Kerzner - who have been stalking and slandering me since 2011 - continue to be creepy obsessed stalkers.

It’s really disturbing how fixated they are on continuing to watch my social media.
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Eclipse szn be like -
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Deeply unbothered. Flourishing. Pure adorable perfection.

(Purrfection?)

#caturday
#teef
September 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
September 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the truth is out there
August 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Moon, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter all lined up over Toronto
August 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
summer daze
August 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Gotta love a good vanishing point

… and a grimy TTC
August 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM