A suit does not make you better at your job and it definitely doesn’t make you a better person.

I used to visit the White House every week basically dressed in jeans and a baseball cap.

Raise your hand if you would have rather seen the Bills in the Super Bowl. 🙋‍♀️

The universe owes us a Bills Super Bowl. Should probably be Bills-Commanders. That won't make up for everything else—not even close—but at least it's something.

If it's Chiefs-Eagles again, it'll be another sign God has forsaken us.

NFL conference championship day and I am so excited to learn 3 new rules today that nobody's ever heard cited before all of which mean that it's illegal to defeat the Chiefs while Taylor Swift watches

Congrats to the uneducated for trading democracy for cheaper groceries. Hope that discount bread tastes like freedom!

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow

Millennials: We want student loan forgiveness

The Right: Best we can do is take Tik Tok away and give it back. You’re welcome.

Now that’s some bullshit👇🏻

#SheShed

Just a reminder to everyone who voted for trump because you wanted lower prices on shit:

You ain't getting it.
He admitted it.
Said it's too hard.

But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins.

He doesn't give a fuck about you.

Anyone else feel like Tik tok is tainted now?

I want to understand why Isaiah Evans doesn’t get more time. #dukebasketball