The jokes. And I'm really sure my stove is off and my door is locked. But I should go check, right?

What does she think happens if you unplug a laptop? As a tech support worker to my own technophobic mom, I can relate.

I haven't noticed many references to her work in the mini but that's good to know!

What if I just use it to send angry tweets at my health insurance company because that's the best way to get them to actually help me?

Gasp!

I'm here for this. Which one is your favorite? Do you rank them?