The legal strategy of not being able to change the fact that he did in fact clearly do it? Yeah hate that strategy

Trying to imagine saying someone is demonic and possessed but then just trying to force them to be handed holy water instead of throwing it on them 💀 like yeah there’s a demonic possession but it’s not urgent

If I tell you why my phone is at 7% will you tell me why you’re wet

Part time loaf, full time father

What a beautiful little family! They couldn’t have gotten more lucky with where they came inside.

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Would you be open to sharing how the allergies present/what clues you in that you’ve lost a food? Do they all present the same way or are the reactions different to the different lost foods? I’m so sorry you’re going through this and that it’s taking so long to address

All the hell federal workers have been through and @kaine.senate.gov thinks it’s helped them just to ensure a pause on illegal firings and back pay they were already owed? All the ways this administration has made work hell for its employees and Tim caved on no improvement + no healthcare.

Why should anyone believe that you’ll work to ensure anyone has support, given your spectacular failure this week

I’m just so baffled by her talking about wanting things that are gentle and safe for kids, being inspired by her daughter’s sunburn, and then… giving us a gentle safe thing kids don’t need that don’t treat sunburns.

Then maybe you shouldn’t have let your caucus bring it to the floor.