LIQUIDATE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 📉⬇️

PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

Spending my first day of being 41 at the bar with my friends

What was everyone’s favorite gift they received this holiday season? Mine was a AAA membership from my in laws.

Republicans demanded Biden step down due to old age/competence while their leader of the appropriations committee was in dementia care.
Republicans prosecuted H Biden for gun charges while their own gun owning congressman was doing cocaine.
It’s peak hypocrisy.

I understand boycotting the Starbucks that are currently on strike, but boycotting all Starbucks right now is a HUGE hit to the baristas who rely on tips as a large part of their compensation

Yesterday I hosted a holiday cookie exchange. It went fantastically. I am MoST excited for the fact that almost all of my holiday commitments are done

Coffee x law crossover today as I was talking to a new roaster who is also an attorney. “What kind of law do you practice” I asked. He tells me he used to do international development for this company I’ve probably never heard of called “westlaw”.
“Actually, I know exactly what Westlaw is..”

Hit my 1RM sumo deadlift (115kg) for 3 reps tonight… PRs on their way…

I did a thing last weekend. Finished my first meet with 6/6 and an 87 total. Not much, but I finished it.

Woooooowww. Called GEICO insurance today to find out about life insurance quotes. I said multiple times I was not interested in setting it up today. When I finally told the guy, no I’m not signing up today, he says “I can see this isn’t a priority for you and your family isn’t a priority right now”😱

Someone just posted a VERY thinly veiled dig at my former employer on LinkedIn. I’m struggling to not post some kind of quip in response. Oh the shade I wish I could throw about the situation

Is this where we are now?