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EmilyLuvsCrypto
@emilyluvscrypto.bsky.social
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Im a sandwich 😭😭😭
God bless the dumb cunts of the world i pray for a lobotomy every day
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Im a sandwich 😭😭😭
February 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Do you guys like to gamble?
January 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I want to be one of those women who wears the same pair of pajamas every night for 40 years and spends their days reading trashy romance on a sail boat in between dives for conch for fritters and i already got the pjs we are half way there, fam
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Just unmuted elon on bird app and my engagement skyrocketed so ill be sticking around here for a while
December 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Tyler sheridan is mid 1883 was a fluke
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
My gas bill quadrupled because its cold as shit and half my house is insulated by plaaaaastic 🎶
December 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Elon you prick
December 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Its so crazy how recent events have shown just how much americans hate our healthcare system but not enough to vote in our best interests
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Wed be less sick with universal healthcare just saying
December 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Just waited in line at the pharmacy for 20 min for some bro to haggle prices then he left with his drugs without paying and now the register is stuck wee
December 4, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Will people like my bangers here?
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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Don't buy a Tesla.
Pass it on.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Politics is more of a religion than a science and thats why fear always wins over logic and compassion
December 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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climbing Everest and getting more motivated with every dead billionaire I pass
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Holy shit he actually wants to kill us
December 1, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Alright i want fuzzy berks for winter whos got them? Are they great??
November 30, 2024 at 5:16 PM
My latest adhd hack is earplugs at night so noise stimulation doesnt keep me awake
November 30, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Gobble gobble
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Im looking to connect with my dirty-hippie-alt-girl-mob-wife-aesthetic crafty foodie trashy romance but also non fiction ladies that appreciate better living through chemistry and go hard on a good theme
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Trump’s tariffs are like cutting off your own dick because you think a bigger one will grow back in its place
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Just heard orcas are wearing salmon on their heads as hats again
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Just vining at my daughters bffs dads 60th birthday party
November 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM