Emily Lamb
@emilyjoria.bsky.social
Home of the Original Kitten Mittens (she/her)
One like and I’ll buy this
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
One like and I’ll buy this
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I am choosing my happiness and ignoring college basketball today, however if the unexpected happens I will be annoying & celebrate it
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am choosing my happiness and ignoring college basketball today, however if the unexpected happens I will be annoying & celebrate it
I am always and forever my father’s daughter
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I am always and forever my father’s daughter
It’s exciting to be able to create holiday traditions with your own child. For example, every year I will make mine listen to me talk about how the 2007 Macy’s Parade was a Top 5 traumatizing experience in my life
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s exciting to be able to create holiday traditions with your own child. For example, every year I will make mine listen to me talk about how the 2007 Macy’s Parade was a Top 5 traumatizing experience in my life
I’ve reached the level of degeneracy that is “going to the OTB at 3:00 on a Monday during maternity leave”
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ve reached the level of degeneracy that is “going to the OTB at 3:00 on a Monday during maternity leave”
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No one leaves for good.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
No one leaves for good.
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Late nights, quick bites, party games, deep talks, long walks, telephone calls.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Late nights, quick bites, party games, deep talks, long walks, telephone calls.
Truly love the TNF broadcast continuing to show shots of Boston where the Patriots…do not play
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Truly love the TNF broadcast continuing to show shots of Boston where the Patriots…do not play
Cal Raleigh was ROBBED and I’m only partially saying that because I had a fat bet on him for MVP
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Cal Raleigh was ROBBED and I’m only partially saying that because I had a fat bet on him for MVP
The Celtics better not embarrass me in front of* my coworkers by losing to the Wizards (they can and they will)
*I’m not there but they all know I’m annoying about the C’s
*I’m not there but they all know I’m annoying about the C’s
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Celtics better not embarrass me in front of* my coworkers by losing to the Wizards (they can and they will)
*I’m not there but they all know I’m annoying about the C’s
*I’m not there but they all know I’m annoying about the C’s
Straight into my veins
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Straight into my veins
If anyone needs me for the next 3 days I’ll be crying about how my team is in Boston and I’m not
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If anyone needs me for the next 3 days I’ll be crying about how my team is in Boston and I’m not
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How can you not be romantic about baseball!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball!!!
I have watched an obscene amount of College GameDay, Big Noon Kickoff, and college football for someone who has no college football affiliation
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have watched an obscene amount of College GameDay, Big Noon Kickoff, and college football for someone who has no college football affiliation
G’night!!!
a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
G’night!!!
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
Making sure kids are safe by kidnapping their parents on Halloween, we really need to bring back the guillotine
FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?
NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.
NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Making sure kids are safe by kidnapping their parents on Halloween, we really need to bring back the guillotine
How anyone can hate this man is beyond me
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How anyone can hate this man is beyond me
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Idk i just think there's something special about leaving a sports game & walking with the crowd to a bar or a restaurant and getting to continue that celebration of a win or talk some real cool moment you all witnessed together. You can't get that when everyone needs to get into their own cars after
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Idk i just think there's something special about leaving a sports game & walking with the crowd to a bar or a restaurant and getting to continue that celebration of a win or talk some real cool moment you all witnessed together. You can't get that when everyone needs to get into their own cars after
A clothing rental service is a great concept until you end up wanting to buy everything you’ve rented
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A clothing rental service is a great concept until you end up wanting to buy everything you’ve rented
I cannot stress this enough: every one of these ghouls belongs so far into the depths of Hell that Satan has to shout down to them
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I cannot stress this enough: every one of these ghouls belongs so far into the depths of Hell that Satan has to shout down to them
Happy Celtics Opening Night, I’m ready to get hurt again 🫡
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Celtics Opening Night, I’m ready to get hurt again 🫡
Is it a coincidence that the IU football coach looks like Tom Crean, or do you have to look like that to coach there
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is it a coincidence that the IU football coach looks like Tom Crean, or do you have to look like that to coach there