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EmilyInPortland
@emilyinportland.bsky.social
Love me. But from, like, way over there.
What I was going for: nerdy-chic

What I got:
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How is the NYT spelling bee gonna give us this and then tell is "cunt" isn't a word? It's right there!
July 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
But is the sandwich ok!?!
March 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I fucked up
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
On today's episode of Are You Fucking Kidding Me!?!
January 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ooo, crossing my fingers it's me...
December 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
When that gas station sushi come backs to haunt you...
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Reader, we went back
November 24, 2024 at 5:23 PM