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emilyexploded.bsky.social
yeet your gender to the wind
@emilyexploded.bsky.social
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I like cats, frogs, and coffee. They/them/theirs.
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emilyexploded.bsky.social
This tracks and also is such a fun compliment
Quiz results stating I am a Napa Cabbage, a cute and simple illustration of a Napa cabbage, with the following text: Veggie ID Napa Cabbage Strengths: -Can do no harm to the world -Is really good at baking -Gives great hugs Weakness: -Bites more than they can chew -Doesn't voice their opinions -Zero rizz "Maybe they were just busy :)" (No they just ghosted Napa) "You can talk to me anytime!" "You can do so much better" Alignment: Lawful 50%, Neutral 50%, Chaotic 0% Good 90%, Neutral 9%, Evil 1% Hidden Talent: Knows their friends emotions like the back of their hand or should I say leaf... Peer reviews: "Napa was my first friend VeggieVille" - Leek "I showed them the 'Loss' meme, and they started crying" -Broccoli "Someone once gave Napa roses on V-day, and Napa said 'Awww thank you, you're my best friend!'"-Green Bean
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Two things:
1) I was listening 2 weeks ago to @theferocity.bsky.social @samsanders.bsky.social @zachstafford.bsky.social on Vibe Check about the NYT mess re: fucking your way out of racism and thought “why does that ethicist sound familiar”
2) I just found this screenshot on my phone from 2020
A screenshot of Twitter taken on June 11, 2020 showing Kwame Anthony Appiah had blocked me.
March 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
❤️❤️❤️
Two long-haired cats, one grey and one orange, sitting in a cat tree A grey long haired cat sitting in a cat tree with his mouth open and tongue partially out A grey long haired cat sitting on top of Emily who is laying on a couch A long haired gray cat cuddling with a burrito toy on a hardwood floor
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
The Bûche de Noël was perfect. I am unstoppable.
A chocolate Swiss roll cake with and chocolate hazelnut buttercream and chocolate ganache in the shape of a log. A chocolate Swiss roll cake with and chocolate hazelnut buttercream and chocolate ganache in the shape of a log dusted with powdered sugar.
December 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Send him to The Hague.
A low res image of a gray long hair cat on a black background sitting and looking upwards with his mouth open looking like he’s screaming.
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
This is the face of a war criminal who skid marked all the way down the upstairs hallway into his bed and required me to finally assemble my wet vacuum in order to clean the carpet then wrestle him to get the last dingle berry with a wet wipe. A poop criminal if you will.
A gray long hair cat looking intensely at the camera while lying on hardwood floors in front of the carpeted stairs that his head is lying on
December 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
The peanut butter oreo cakesters from the store sucked real hard so I decided to do one better
A plate of homemade chocolate sandwich cookies with peanut butter frosting in the middle with the caption “Yeah I absolutely popped of with these homemade peanut butter cakesters”
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Shepherd’s Pie (with lamb because if it’s with beef it’s technically a cottage pie) absolutely slapped on this cold day
A pie dish filled with meat, vegetables, gravy and topped with cottage cheese.
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Love our matching rings, go birds (there are literally birds engraved on his ring next to a green stone)
Emily and Jac smiling and holding their rings up to the camera Jac’s hand on top of Emily’s hand with their rings on display
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Henry is now a part of the 3 beverage trifecta
A side table next to a couch with a white coffee cup, a water bottle, and a gray long hair cat sitting next to each other. In the background is Emily’s fiancé sitting on the couch on his phone.
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
EnGAYged
Jac and Emily’s left hands on top of each other, either with a yellow gold ring with tourmaline center stone
November 29, 2024 at 5:55 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
The marketing for Wicked is out of control
Two plastic lawn chairs stacked on top of each other, one green and one pink.
November 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
show me your pet and what they were named after ✨

Henry (cat) and Henry (character from Red, White, and Royal Blue because I’m unhinged)
Gray cat with long hair laying with a burrito kicker toy in between his legs and looking at the camera Nicholas Galitzine in costume playing Prince Henry from the film Red, White, and Royal Blue.
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
The nurses in question
Image of Emily’s fiancé asleep on a blue couch under a green plaid blanket and cuddling with a fluffy orange cat while a grey fluffy cat observes next to the orange cat. A fluffy gray cat and a fluffy orange cat sitting on a blue couch.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Henry is watching the Aristocats with rapt attention.
Grey cat laying on a table and facing a TV playing The Aristocats A grey cat sitting upright on a table watching a TV a playing the Aristocats
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
I did not watch the game tonight for reasons related to being FUCKING EXHAUSTED but I did make a chicken pot pie and had enough filling left over for freezer meal prep so I’d say that there were two wins in south philly tonight.
Image of Emily smiling in front of a casserole dish with chicken pot pie in it.
November 15, 2024 at 5:09 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
Emily is laying on the couch and smiling gently with their long hair gray cat laying on their chest. They are wearing overalls and a pink shirt.
November 13, 2024 at 3:31 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Lunchtime nap featuring the fluffy boy
Henry, a fluffy gray cat, laying on top of Emily whose face is out of frame. He is looking skeptically at the camera.
November 11, 2024 at 7:11 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Love that Josh credits this as a hot take when it’s just certifiably true.
Screenshot of a quote from Josh Gondelman’s Substack post #105 that reads “ALTHOUGH, MY HOTTEST RELATIONSHIP TAKE IS THAY MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MONOGAMY ARE BAD AT POLYAMORY FOR SIMILAR REASONS.”
November 11, 2024 at 5:53 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
$7k for a bedazzled handbag that looks like a hotdog is UNHINGED but would it NOT also be incredibly on brand for me and my desire to lean into joy, whimsy, and silly-goosery?
Screenshot of a product listing from Neiman Marcus showing a $6995 handbag that looks like a hot dog covered in crystals.
November 9, 2024 at 8:59 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
You know the vibe
Image of an illustrated Dalmatian in a fireman costume that says “get out and stay out” and a speech bubble that says “dont ever talk to me ever again”
November 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
The last time I was on here I only had Henry for a month and I wasn’t engaged so those are some fun updates
Picture of Emily holding a gray cat who looks shocked Picture of Emily’s left hand with an engagement ring on the ring finger in front of a rocky shore
November 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
One month with the best gray cat this earth has ever seen
Image of a gray cat hugging, kicking, and biting a burrito toy. The cat is looking at the camera with dilated pupils.
August 3, 2023 at 2:22 AM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
If anyone has any recommendations for pet insurance, pls let me know! I need to get some for this little cutie pie 💜
Image of a grey cat sniffing an insulin pump Image of a grey cat with white around their mouth and nose being pet
July 15, 2023 at 7:16 PM
emilyexploded.bsky.social
Today I learned my fuckin cat can stand on his hind legs and this picture makes him look like a tiny man I love him SO MUCH.
Image of a grey cat standing on his hind legs with his paws out in the air. They is standing in front of a bowl of dry food and a bowl of wet food.
July 5, 2023 at 10:46 PM