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EmilyEden
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4 year old: mommy, I did my best to draw you.
Me: aww, thanks buddy!
4 year old: you look like a drawer
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just taught my toddler daughter to say “Dame Maggie Smith,” so if you were wondering what to put on my gravestone now you know
August 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is a side effect of lead poisoning blaming your kids for everything in perpetuity? Because that would explain a few things
July 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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God bless the group chats /
With silly names /
Without them, us women /
We would go insane /
God bless the gossip /
The memes and reaccs /
God bless our lifeline /
The humble group chat
July 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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A small museum says all but one sponsor of a Girls in STEM event backed out, fearing retaliation from the Trump administration over "DEI." Evan Kruegel reports for @nexton9news.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg1n...
Sponsors pull out of 'Girls in Science' event at Colorado children’s museum following DEI cuts
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
www.youtube.com
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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"I am the law."
Hitler, 1942

"There is no law but the law of the people & the people are me."
Gaddafi, 1975

"We have a constitution, but we must address the problems of the country first. The law is always behind when it comes to national survival."
Bashar Al-Assad, 2011

Trump, 2025:
February 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I would really like it if my phone could secretly listen to me and start recording, but only ever and specifically when I’m making up an awesome song in the shower that I’ll never remember by the time I get out.
February 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How do you know your kids are in their Pokémon era? When your three year old tells you, “mommy, a pine cone evolves into a tree!”
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM