“common people” is back to old black mirror and i loved it to death. hoping for more great from this season

my grab driver has a pan pipes cover of “don’t let the sun go down on me” playing on repeat

just reached for my phone to turn the volume up on our neighbors fighting across the street #TerminallyOnline

instacart being out of chicken - CHICKEN - was enough to turn tonight into an impromptu kbbq outing

y’all ever have a bad day and be all “i need to go out for a thousand dinners and cut my hair off and also adopt a puppy” no?

breakfast ☑️
legs shaved ☑️
shower ☑️
zombie transition 🔲

heard a kid shouting, looked out the window, there’s a fucking TARANTULA running down the street. we and the neighbors all went out to scream at it before they ended it with like a whole can of raid. never a dull moment

what a surprise

however much attention this gets it’s not enough

gonna fly into a hurricane today bc why not

i never get tired of hearing that there’s a new trump indictment ☺️