Emily Bal-Sir-Ack
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Emily Bal-Sir-Ack
@emilybalcerak.bsky.social
Player of Instruments 🎸🥁

@daddarioandco social person / Guitar community authoritative

All thoughts and opinions my own
I get a weird sensation when I hear music I listened to when I was teenager, and it is not nostalgia.

Some may say it sets off my Title Fight or Flight
February 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You can call him Al, but Paul Simon can call her, “Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl” ?????

Please.
January 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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welp time to listen to nine inch nails to cope with not getting tickets to nine inch nails
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all your family both related and chosen 🎄 🕎
December 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I believe “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses to be the best Christmas song for the sole reason of the first lyrics being, “Bah humbug.”
December 17, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Me and the homies hate Damon Albarn
December 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur
December 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Guitars were meant to be played, not hoarded*
so many people in my fb record collection groups collect just for the sake of collecting. they hoard vinyl and don't play their records. i guess i just don't get the point of having a record if you're not going to play it. music was mean to be listened to, not hoarded
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
This is actually my primary instrument btw
December 3, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My biggest issue with the HBO Yact Rock Dock-umentary is that for some reason Fred Armisen was the first person to speak?
December 3, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I think my next logical annoying phase in life is to get really into F1 racing
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Every time I see “Limited edition OCD” my brain goes, “Hm yeah I wonder if it’s like contamination OCD or the kind of OCD that makes you think you hit someone with your car and you constantly look in your rearview to make sure you didn’t” and then I’m like oh….it’s just a drive pedal
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I aspired to have it all

- An upstairs bottle of Tylenol
- A downstairs bottle of Tylenol
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Thank you Rao’s Sauce for having a giant Macy’s float with a fire breathing dragon named, “Arrabiatta.”

You’ve really outdone yourself
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
When are the funny people gonna join this app? All I’ve seen is a bunch of millenials posting things they posted as FB statuses a decade ago
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
🍁🦃 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 🦃🍁

"Snoopy, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade"

1988, by Elliot Erwitt.
November 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
It is not a Long Island thanksgiving until I hear a woman that could be my mother with a heavy accent pronounce “Influencer,” in a way that sounds indistinguishable to, “influenza.”
November 28, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Overstimulated this neurodivergent that and yet I’ve had a freecreditreport.com song stuck in my head for 15 years
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
On a packed local train of 45+ year-olds seeing DMB and it's somehow worse than Santa Con
November 23, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If I get the Hello Kitty fuzz pedal will they accept me, mom?
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Why is there still no acoustic guitar emoji yet?
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
“Have fun with your echo chamber!” he exclaimed while typing furiously on truth social, the fair and bias-free medium, of course.
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Some “just because” flowers a la Jeff
November 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
If only my brain allowed me to care about schematics or guitars pedals because I’d have a trillion followers already if I did
November 17, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Lou Reed & Laurie Anderson, Coney Island, New York, 1995.
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM