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emilianna90.bsky.social
@emilianna90.bsky.social
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British/German woman🇬🇧🇩🇪 38.
Interested in therapy and human behaviour. I work from home, love books, writing, travel, and quiet time. I enjoy cats and dogs. Single and curious
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seandoolittle.bsky.social
*guy who started a Twitter account in 2012, setting up his new social media account*
getting a lot of ‘2012 Twitter’ vibes from this…
May 9, 2023 at 1:11 AM
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seandoolittle.bsky.social
“Uh oh”
“Who invited this guy??”
“Hey look who finally decided to show up!”
May 9, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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paddymaxson.bsky.social
Yir maw wanted the wee guy from gachiakuta, Christ I hate painting
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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famousceleb.co
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: • Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism • Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players • Griefing • Extortion or manipulation • Libel, defamation, or slander • Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address • Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: • On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. • On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more inf…
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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paddymaxson.bsky.social
Yeah. That's right, I'm pretending I'm only 30, the age when I cared about how my keyboard looked
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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paddymaxson.bsky.social
Trying Path of Exile 2, it's pretty good but it has a button that says "Microtransaction shop" so I figured I'd have a look at that see if there's any cool skins because I got some points for paying for early access

This skin is discounted...at $42...MICRO Transactions?!!
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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paddymaxson.bsky.social
So basically if you put loot boxes in your games you're at least paedo-adjacent?
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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scarsey.bsky.social
The Avengers : Age of Sausage and its sequel Infinity Sausage.
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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greenparty.org.uk
Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚
INTRODUCING! Hannah Spencer Green Party candidate for GORTON & DENTON Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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scarsey.bsky.social
a black and white photo of two white rabbits sleeping together .
ALT: a black and white photo of two white rabbits sleeping together .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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scarsey.bsky.social
I failed at dry January (didn't even start it). No fart February is NOT going well either.
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:

substack.com/@confessions...
Tim McKenzie (@confessionsofamiddleagedstoner)
“The sun has never seen a shadow. From the sun’s perspective, everything is always perfectly lit. The sun is immune to the shadow demons.” When I consume $12.50 of psychotropic edibles, I expect be...
substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

A little herbally-enhanced ramble...
Stream of Consciousness Airlines
Our cruising altitude is based entirely on dosage.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:

#WritersLife #Writing #LifeHack #TryAtYourOwnRisk #NoLiabilityAccepted
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:

If #bananas is a synonym for "crazy," and #nuts is another synonym for #crazy...

@littlecaesars.bsky.social and I have very different interpretations of #CrazyCrazyBread.

#PizzaPizzaIsStillTheSameThough
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

#ChristmasCheer #WhereDidThoseCandyCanesGo?
A photo of a bong, with the caption "Coming soon: a right jolly old elf, who ate all the Pringles in spite of himself."
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

#LearningFrench

I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
Even if I could, I don't even know WHERE in the French countryside this place even is...
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
Has this ever happened to you before? You're practicing your French online and go to look up a phrase and end up booking a romantic room for 2 in a charming chateau in the French countryside on New Year's Eve, which is a great idea, but I can't afford to fly there...
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

I needed a little levity break this evening.

With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
A publicity headshot of Steve Guttenberg captioned "I.C.E.: Because why should Steve Guttenberg be the only one who can still find work after going through four different police academies?"
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.

#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.

Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...

#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."

I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.

#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote

#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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siumoose.bsky.social
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

#2A #Minneapolis #ICEOut #StatesRights
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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bft.wtf
George Washington:
George Washington's Letter to the Hebrew congregation in Newport, from 1790, which asserted that "the Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship." Washington further declared that the US government gives "to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance" and "requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support." 16 The beautiful conclusion to the letter reads: "May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and figtree, and there shall be none to make him afraid. May the father of all mercies scatter light and not darkness in our paths, and make us all in our several vocations useful here, and in his own due time and way everlastingly happy." -
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM