Thanks but I’ll just pile a bunch of very hot-burning hardwood into the hearth and open the flue

I was working my first job in a movie theater when the original film was released and honestly I think about this possibility at least once a week

*change my name to Sirhan Sirhan Jr., [___redacted___], and leave the country

Ay que lástima LOL

My oven’s too small for a turkey but these liquor infusions should be ready around the same time that your bird is thawed 🍹

Frozen turkey, you’re the one
You make bath time lots of fun

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhh

Hosting a literal AUCTION OF STOLEN PALESTINIAN LAND: “an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories”

@nytimes.com describing a South Carolina slave auction circa 1835: “an event promoting immigration from African and Caribbean farming communities”

I’m only reading the original post now and I’m still completely befuddled as to how anyone could see Detroit: Become Human as a game with lewd/immoral themes..? 🫠 Like it’s literally if someone combined “I, Robot” with Dickie Attenborough’s “Gandhi” LOL

Patron Saint of NYC Cobblers

LMAO

I’ll maybe get around to reading the article later, but I’m 99% certain that the Founding Fathers were even less concerned about reunifying the 18th-c. Jewish diaspora than they were with, say, making vague overtures toward eventually repatriating their African slaves

Does the pardon also apply to Lu Bu when he ends up killing Dong Zhuo

Okay HEY! Look at this terrarium I built to propagate the Spanish Moss that I smuggled back from Louisiana through an overwhelmed TSA checkpoint!

I wrapped bonsai wire around bamboo straws w/ dried sphagnum tucked into it to support the moss polyps. The glass is a $5 bargain decoration from target