🥘 Emil 🦃 for All 🍠 Seasons 🍁
@emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
The minor work paving the way for your Masterpiece • ☭ Native Leftist with vocational fluency in Liberal/Centrist bullshit 🥸 • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He/Him • Moustache Elemental 👨🏻
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November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Post your warning label
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
My oven’s too small for a turkey but these liquor infusions should be ready around the same time that your bird is thawed 🍹
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My oven’s too small for a turkey but these liquor infusions should be ready around the same time that your bird is thawed 🍹
Me and the other sixth graders are going to that Muslim guy's house to smash his mammas mailbox, you in?
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me and the other sixth graders are going to that Muslim guy's house to smash his mammas mailbox, you in?
It’s the holiday season, which means Emil’s Specialty Liquor Infusions are about to start flying off the shelves 😋🥃
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s the holiday season, which means Emil’s Specialty Liquor Infusions are about to start flying off the shelves 😋🥃
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
Okay HEY! Look at this terrarium I built to propagate the Spanish Moss that I smuggled back from Louisiana through an overwhelmed TSA checkpoint!
I wrapped bonsai wire around bamboo straws w/ dried sphagnum tucked into it to support the moss polyps. The glass is a $5 bargain decoration from target
I wrapped bonsai wire around bamboo straws w/ dried sphagnum tucked into it to support the moss polyps. The glass is a $5 bargain decoration from target
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Okay HEY! Look at this terrarium I built to propagate the Spanish Moss that I smuggled back from Louisiana through an overwhelmed TSA checkpoint!
I wrapped bonsai wire around bamboo straws w/ dried sphagnum tucked into it to support the moss polyps. The glass is a $5 bargain decoration from target
I wrapped bonsai wire around bamboo straws w/ dried sphagnum tucked into it to support the moss polyps. The glass is a $5 bargain decoration from target
“the very real ceasefire… that The Democrats simply refused to do” 🫰🫰
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“the very real ceasefire… that The Democrats simply refused to do” 🫰🫰
This screencap from The Simpsons has been in my “recently shared” collection in my phone for over a year and it’ll probably stay there for years to come
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This screencap from The Simpsons has been in my “recently shared” collection in my phone for over a year and it’ll probably stay there for years to come
Franklin loves Prof. Wolff
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Franklin loves Prof. Wolff
I’ve been thinking for a while about the Peter Lorre character of Ugarte, from Casablanca
For the 80+ years since the film’s release I think most Americans would identify with Humphrey Bogart/Rick, but the way things are going, Ugarte and his stolen exit visa are looking much more instructive
For the 80+ years since the film’s release I think most Americans would identify with Humphrey Bogart/Rick, but the way things are going, Ugarte and his stolen exit visa are looking much more instructive
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’ve been thinking for a while about the Peter Lorre character of Ugarte, from Casablanca
For the 80+ years since the film’s release I think most Americans would identify with Humphrey Bogart/Rick, but the way things are going, Ugarte and his stolen exit visa are looking much more instructive
For the 80+ years since the film’s release I think most Americans would identify with Humphrey Bogart/Rick, but the way things are going, Ugarte and his stolen exit visa are looking much more instructive
This is from yesterday LOL
More than anything I’m fucking dying over anyone, much less a hedge fund manager, credulously believing that anything could plausibly be valued at $100Tn, aka LITERALLY ALL OF THE MONEY THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS ON EARTH 🫠
More than anything I’m fucking dying over anyone, much less a hedge fund manager, credulously believing that anything could plausibly be valued at $100Tn, aka LITERALLY ALL OF THE MONEY THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS ON EARTH 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is from yesterday LOL
More than anything I’m fucking dying over anyone, much less a hedge fund manager, credulously believing that anything could plausibly be valued at $100Tn, aka LITERALLY ALL OF THE MONEY THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS ON EARTH 🫠
More than anything I’m fucking dying over anyone, much less a hedge fund manager, credulously believing that anything could plausibly be valued at $100Tn, aka LITERALLY ALL OF THE MONEY THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS ON EARTH 🫠
I just realized that like half of you people probably don’t even know what a fax is
In brief, imagine texting the photo on the left to someone, but if they happen to be on a phone call when you send it it ends up looking like the photo on the right
In brief, imagine texting the photo on the left to someone, but if they happen to be on a phone call when you send it it ends up looking like the photo on the right
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just realized that like half of you people probably don’t even know what a fax is
In brief, imagine texting the photo on the left to someone, but if they happen to be on a phone call when you send it it ends up looking like the photo on the right
In brief, imagine texting the photo on the left to someone, but if they happen to be on a phone call when you send it it ends up looking like the photo on the right
I am Chair of the Department of Bitcoin Steakburger Studies at College-on-the-Hill. I invented Bitcoin Steakburger Studies in March of 2018. It was a cold bright day with intermittent winds out of the east. When I proposed to the chancellor that we might build a whole department around Bitcoin Stea—
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am Chair of the Department of Bitcoin Steakburger Studies at College-on-the-Hill. I invented Bitcoin Steakburger Studies in March of 2018. It was a cold bright day with intermittent winds out of the east. When I proposed to the chancellor that we might build a whole department around Bitcoin Stea—
Works cited:
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Works cited:
Seen from the air over west Texas 🧐
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Seen from the air over west Texas 🧐
يا حبيبوني I can't believe this is really happening. I've had this $200 bottle of 'Arak in my sideboard since my wedding in February, and this seems like the appropriate moment to break it out 🏆
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
يا حبيبوني I can't believe this is really happening. I've had this $200 bottle of 'Arak in my sideboard since my wedding in February, and this seems like the appropriate moment to break it out 🏆
Just want to point out how absolutely insane (in a great way) this image is
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Just want to point out how absolutely insane (in a great way) this image is
I’m convinced that he was the guy Conner O’Malley was rolling here LOL
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m convinced that he was the guy Conner O’Malley was rolling here LOL
My cat is basically that kid in 3rd grade who claims “Oh yeah I can totally dunk a ball, no problem”
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My cat is basically that kid in 3rd grade who claims “Oh yeah I can totally dunk a ball, no problem”
Halloween costume 404 error
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Halloween costume 404 error
Aw, maaaaan 😩
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Aw, maaaaan 😩