Emily 🏳️🌈
@emgrace.bsky.social
Love is the whole thing, we are only pieces ~ Rumi
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Anyone who wants to work in a school, anyone who is going to college for and education degree— run. Run so far in the other direction.
It’s not as bad as people are saying it is, it’s so so much worse.
It’s not as bad as people are saying it is, it’s so so much worse.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anyone who wants to work in a school, anyone who is going to college for and education degree— run. Run so far in the other direction.
It’s not as bad as people are saying it is, it’s so so much worse.
It’s not as bad as people are saying it is, it’s so so much worse.
NDAs for interpersonal use should not be legal. It’s infringing on our rights to be nosy
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
NDAs for interpersonal use should not be legal. It’s infringing on our rights to be nosy
Two New Yorkers, one an immigrant, walk into a room diametrically opposed foes…
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Two New Yorkers, one an immigrant, walk into a room diametrically opposed foes…
I can’t escape rainbet ads
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I can’t escape rainbet ads
Life gets too complicated when I remember people can lie
People who are like “obviously they’re lying, I somehow can tell this weird obscure thing is actually happening”
HOW
HOW
AND THEYRE USUALLY RIGHT
What’re your insight stats???
People who are like “obviously they’re lying, I somehow can tell this weird obscure thing is actually happening”
HOW
HOW
AND THEYRE USUALLY RIGHT
What’re your insight stats???
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Life gets too complicated when I remember people can lie
People who are like “obviously they’re lying, I somehow can tell this weird obscure thing is actually happening”
HOW
HOW
AND THEYRE USUALLY RIGHT
What’re your insight stats???
People who are like “obviously they’re lying, I somehow can tell this weird obscure thing is actually happening”
HOW
HOW
AND THEYRE USUALLY RIGHT
What’re your insight stats???
Old people idk: Our generation built our homes ourselves!!!
Me: um us too? Tf?
Them: Minecraft doesn’t count
Me: um us too? Tf?
Them: Minecraft doesn’t count
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Old people idk: Our generation built our homes ourselves!!!
Me: um us too? Tf?
Them: Minecraft doesn’t count
Me: um us too? Tf?
Them: Minecraft doesn’t count
My fiance and I’s special interests rarely align, but randomly last month both of us got really into Pokémon Go again and man it’s been so much fun
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My fiance and I’s special interests rarely align, but randomly last month both of us got really into Pokémon Go again and man it’s been so much fun
When it’s that time of year and you use your phone as a distraction, but the algorithm decides to punch you in the gut with triggering video after triggering video
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When it’s that time of year and you use your phone as a distraction, but the algorithm decides to punch you in the gut with triggering video after triggering video
Sometimes when I am eating a processed food I feel I can taste the air in the factory it was made in
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes when I am eating a processed food I feel I can taste the air in the factory it was made in
HOLD ON— what’s the difference between a sauce and a soup????
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HOLD ON— what’s the difference between a sauce and a soup????
Why does my body think a one rem cycle nap after work is the same as an 8hr sleep?? Like I am so awake, way more awake than a full night rest. I cannot fall asleep for the life of me now because I took a short nap almost twelve hours ago
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Why does my body think a one rem cycle nap after work is the same as an 8hr sleep?? Like I am so awake, way more awake than a full night rest. I cannot fall asleep for the life of me now because I took a short nap almost twelve hours ago
Me using all my ultra balls and razz berries to catch another combee just for it to be another FUCKING USELESS MALE
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Me using all my ultra balls and razz berries to catch another combee just for it to be another FUCKING USELESS MALE
Today my student wanted me to hold his hands while he learnt how to use a skateboard. I was like aight.
He stands on the skateboard, goes “oh yeah! 💡😲☝️” THEN PROCEEDS TO SPIT ONTO HIS HANDS AND RUB THEM TOGETHER AND REACH OUT FOR ME TO GRAB HIS HANDS?!??
He stands on the skateboard, goes “oh yeah! 💡😲☝️” THEN PROCEEDS TO SPIT ONTO HIS HANDS AND RUB THEM TOGETHER AND REACH OUT FOR ME TO GRAB HIS HANDS?!??
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today my student wanted me to hold his hands while he learnt how to use a skateboard. I was like aight.
He stands on the skateboard, goes “oh yeah! 💡😲☝️” THEN PROCEEDS TO SPIT ONTO HIS HANDS AND RUB THEM TOGETHER AND REACH OUT FOR ME TO GRAB HIS HANDS?!??
He stands on the skateboard, goes “oh yeah! 💡😲☝️” THEN PROCEEDS TO SPIT ONTO HIS HANDS AND RUB THEM TOGETHER AND REACH OUT FOR ME TO GRAB HIS HANDS?!??
No one:
My republican father: I can tell your political affiliation by your glasses
My republican father: I can tell your political affiliation by your glasses
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
No one:
My republican father: I can tell your political affiliation by your glasses
My republican father: I can tell your political affiliation by your glasses
How come sometimes I text ppl throughout the day and then they’ll allll start responding at the same time right when I’m falling asleep lol
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
How come sometimes I text ppl throughout the day and then they’ll allll start responding at the same time right when I’m falling asleep lol
A news report on local tragedy where civilians have been slaughtered, but the news anchor keeps pronouncing slaughter as sLAUGHTER
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A news report on local tragedy where civilians have been slaughtered, but the news anchor keeps pronouncing slaughter as sLAUGHTER
Vibes and ‘Tis cannot be in the same song together
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Vibes and ‘Tis cannot be in the same song together
Average subreddit experience-
OP: does my job have grounds to fire me because I choked on a viola chord & cant speak until my doctor can remove it Monday. I work as a freelancer contracted CEO for pillow pets
Redditor: Please search the subreddit for answers before posting such a common question
OP: does my job have grounds to fire me because I choked on a viola chord & cant speak until my doctor can remove it Monday. I work as a freelancer contracted CEO for pillow pets
Redditor: Please search the subreddit for answers before posting such a common question
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Average subreddit experience-
OP: does my job have grounds to fire me because I choked on a viola chord & cant speak until my doctor can remove it Monday. I work as a freelancer contracted CEO for pillow pets
Redditor: Please search the subreddit for answers before posting such a common question
OP: does my job have grounds to fire me because I choked on a viola chord & cant speak until my doctor can remove it Monday. I work as a freelancer contracted CEO for pillow pets
Redditor: Please search the subreddit for answers before posting such a common question
I’m so glad I’m going though a Pokémon phase again. The weather just makes me want to cozy up with a Nintendo, I’m so happy
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m so glad I’m going though a Pokémon phase again. The weather just makes me want to cozy up with a Nintendo, I’m so happy
Pokémon Go and geocaching has me feeling like I’m a kid again
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pokémon Go and geocaching has me feeling like I’m a kid again
I’m so offended someone could have a negative opinion on filing cabinets
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m so offended someone could have a negative opinion on filing cabinets
Reposted by Emily 🏳️🌈
*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
Pro tip: have a shitty broken screen protector for years so when you finally replace it you feel like you got a brand new phone for only $15
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pro tip: have a shitty broken screen protector for years so when you finally replace it you feel like you got a brand new phone for only $15
I want to get into marketing bc I could be really good at making those ads that starts beef between companies. Ya know the videos where they’re clearly talking shit about the competition but legally not naming it? Yea sign me up I’d love my job
October 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I want to get into marketing bc I could be really good at making those ads that starts beef between companies. Ya know the videos where they’re clearly talking shit about the competition but legally not naming it? Yea sign me up I’d love my job
Me off my ADHD medicine: *watches a five videos on instagram reels* *looks at time* *four hours has passed*
Me on my ADHD medicine: *watched five videos on instagram reels* *looks at tome* *four minutes have passed*
Me on my ADHD medicine: *watched five videos on instagram reels* *looks at tome* *four minutes have passed*
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me off my ADHD medicine: *watches a five videos on instagram reels* *looks at time* *four hours has passed*
Me on my ADHD medicine: *watched five videos on instagram reels* *looks at tome* *four minutes have passed*
Me on my ADHD medicine: *watched five videos on instagram reels* *looks at tome* *four minutes have passed*