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Emery
@emeryemery.bsky.social
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Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)
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On this date 5 years ago:
Three-quarter profile bust portrait of a man with moderate-volume, stiffened hair and "Wolverine"-type facial hair. He is wearing glasses and a shirt of an unspecified color. The entire image is in red tones, brightness and color having been filtered.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Like this?
A closeup of a man's thighs and crotch, the view almost entirely covered by the book Celestera.
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Show your copy!
Photo of a man from the knees up, nude except for a copy of the book Celestera (held in his left hand) covering his crotch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
Line graph of "Level of confusion vs. Time" where the x-axis has only qualitative labels: "Starting to read this", "Finishing reading this", "Starting to read the comments", "Reading the comments", "Reading the comments" (again), "Now". The y-values range from 5 to 200.
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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There's a thing going around for "Oldest selfie on your phone." By one definition, it's this one from 2016.
Selfie of a man with short hair wearing a blue shirt and 3 lanyards. The background is white.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The first time I saw these Dua Lipa prints, I thought they were silly. The second time, I thought that they were the best thing ever! And I guess I made a trip to Denver just to be the receptionist at an open house in the office building where they hang in a hallway 😛
Framed prints on an off-white wall: Money Dua IV (top) and Dua Lipa Sparkles (bottom), both by Maricela Sanchez. Each is an image of Dua Lipa appearing on modified United States paper currency.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Despite being asked several times (including for an actual Halloween party), I didn't end up with any costumes this year. However, I accidentally approached Jediwear a few days ago.
Selfie of a man with brown hair, glasses, and a greying beard wearing an off-white, long-sleeved shirt with a button-up neck, under an olive hoodie. Bookshelves are in the background.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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She's what
Screenshot of an article from Polygon displayed on mobile. The headline is "She's collected hundreds of Pokémon hole cards, and you can't stop her". There is an embedded photograph of a person, presumably Emily Hopkins, holding a binder with cards.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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People were more excited about my donuts on Snapchat than about other things 😒
12 assorted donuts in a box, including Halloween-themed ones (orange & black, candy spider).
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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FCF Jocktober?
Mirror selfie of a man wearing a rainbow jockstrap. Closeup of the crotch of a man wearing a rainbow jockstrap. Closeup of the crotch of a man wearing a rainbow jockstrap, partially aroused.
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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My pupils are completely normal and human. You have nothing to be worried about.
Mirror selfie, cropped as a bust portrait, of a shirtless man with a neutral expression with reflections of square ring lighting in his irises. The mobile phone is visible to the side.
September 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I tried on the red ones, too.
The body of a man on his back in bed, upside-down as photographed, from mid-thigh to the neck. He is pulling down red and black briefs, partially exposing the penis.
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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IDK about this new underwear. The waist is tall, thick, stiff, and maybe high, all of which sound like they could be good things, except I'm not used to it. It's a little tight in the cheeks, too 😅
Torso and thighs of a man wearing only blue briefs. His left hand gently touches the crotch.
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The air conditioning problems continue at work, but this is my best sweaty selfie (photo from 07-22). Today I learned that the parts are finally in, so it should be fixed next week. This means that I'll no longer have to start taking off my clothes after everyone else leaves for the day!
Selfie of a man with a sweaty face, fatigued expression, and mussed hair, standing in front of a sanitary-tile wall. He is shirtless but wearing glasses and headphones.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I bought my first ever swim brief! ("Vaporwave" from @mcecreations.bsky.social )
Smiling standing man wearing only a generally blue swim brief.
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I forgot to post for National Grab Some Nuts Day yesterday.
Man wearing grey bikini briefs cupping his scrotum from the outside with his left hand.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I'm both proud and embarrassed: lots of activity, but it can't have been healthy in the extreme heat.
Screenshot from Fitbit showing 17,488 steps, 398 Zone Minutes, 12.23 km, 3851 Cal, and 6 h 47 min of sleep (quality 75). Screenshot from Fitbit showing an unusually high Cardio Load [351].
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Oops, I got sweaty at work again today. The next air conditioning guy is supposed to come next week.
Shirtless selfie of a man with chin slightly elevated and overall illuminated from a nearby window.
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I forgot to report that I got another haircut.
Bust portrait of a shirtless man with brown hair in an undercut-type style.
July 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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F*GSHOTs for the end of Pride?????
Screenshot of a menu in the game Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht showing commands F·GSHOT, KGS10V, D Unit V1, Blue Ring, Kobold Ring.
June 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Since I'm the only one here now, this is my outfit at work this afternoon. The air conditioning guy is going to try to come tomorrow.
Shirtless selfie of a man with a mostly neutral expression.
June 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I wish?
Brick railroad station showing "SAC CITY" sign.
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I always have one of these water bottles around.
Mirror selfie of a man standing in the shower, the reflection of his crotch blocked by a water bottle.
June 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I got an ad in the mail for this website (they really said... 😅)
Tag yourself?
A screenshot from the SequinsUSA dot com website, showing a menu with the following categories: Sequins, Cup Sequins, Top Hole Sequins, Sequin Shapes, Large Hole Sequins, Medium Hole Sequins, Sequin Trim, Sequin Mixes, Sequin Film (stock), Other Sequin Products.
June 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I missed World Otter Day yesterday!
Photo of a man lying in bed showing his face and torso.
May 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM