Emery
@emeryemery.bsky.social
Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)
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Emery
@emeryemery.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Research shows that your heart may grow up to three sizes after following me.
On this date 5 years ago:
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On this date 5 years ago:
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.
12 of 13 so far!
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
12 of 13 so far!
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
There's a thing going around for "Oldest selfie on your phone." By one definition, it's this one from 2016.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There's a thing going around for "Oldest selfie on your phone." By one definition, it's this one from 2016.
The first time I saw these Dua Lipa prints, I thought they were silly. The second time, I thought that they were the best thing ever! And I guess I made a trip to Denver just to be the receptionist at an open house in the office building where they hang in a hallway 😛
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The first time I saw these Dua Lipa prints, I thought they were silly. The second time, I thought that they were the best thing ever! And I guess I made a trip to Denver just to be the receptionist at an open house in the office building where they hang in a hallway 😛
Aggressively eating a popsicle again like that pic of Jonathan Bailey
aggressively eating popsicles
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Aggressively eating a popsicle again like that pic of Jonathan Bailey
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
Despite being asked several times (including for an actual Halloween party), I didn't end up with any costumes this year. However, I accidentally approached Jediwear a few days ago.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Despite being asked several times (including for an actual Halloween party), I didn't end up with any costumes this year. However, I accidentally approached Jediwear a few days ago.
I do have feelings, even if they're not the same as yours. Just because we have different challenges doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt me.
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I do have feelings, even if they're not the same as yours. Just because we have different challenges doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt me.
People were more excited about my donuts on Snapchat than about other things 😒
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
People were more excited about my donuts on Snapchat than about other things 😒
Someone who saw a certain brick at work emailed me, "Did want to bring something to your attention" and proceeded to tell me the history as if I didn't already know 😤
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Someone who saw a certain brick at work emailed me, "Did want to bring something to your attention" and proceeded to tell me the history as if I didn't already know 😤
I've barely had any free time in the last day or two, so I probably haven't seen most posts here 😭 DM me if I missed anything?
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I've barely had any free time in the last day or two, so I probably haven't seen most posts here 😭 DM me if I missed anything?
You know how much I like all the Rusty Lake games, so I was really excited to hear that there's a Rusty Lake Discord! I just joined, but I then a screen came up asking for my PASSWORD?! Is this a scam? If it isn't, how do I KNOW it's okay?
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know how much I like all the Rusty Lake games, so I was really excited to hear that there's a Rusty Lake Discord! I just joined, but I then a screen came up asking for my PASSWORD?! Is this a scam? If it isn't, how do I KNOW it's okay?
One time a tech support guy named Emerson told me, "I'm not going to call you Dad."
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One time a tech support guy named Emerson told me, "I'm not going to call you Dad."
Tylenol?
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tylenol?
Seeking advice on how to set work–life boundaries, especially in emails while I'm on vacation. Merely having automatic replies that I'll be gone until the 9th did not work.
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Seeking advice on how to set work–life boundaries, especially in emails while I'm on vacation. Merely having automatic replies that I'll be gone until the 9th did not work.
Reposted by Emery
Let’s talk about ‘whoa.’
First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’
While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’
First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’
While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’
October 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Let’s talk about ‘whoa.’
First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’
While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’
First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’
While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’
Reposted by Emery
Got to go on a beautiful hike today with my dear earthling friend @emeryemery.bsky.social !!! The views were out of this world. It was great to see him! It’s felt like it’s been lightyears.
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Got to go on a beautiful hike today with my dear earthling friend @emeryemery.bsky.social !!! The views were out of this world. It was great to see him! It’s felt like it’s been lightyears.