EmersonFridge
@emersonfridge.bsky.social
They called me the Shit King in high school
He's Literally Me
June 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He's Literally Me
not a terribly massive purchase, but i made the biggest emotional purchase of my life. i have a son again
May 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
not a terribly massive purchase, but i made the biggest emotional purchase of my life. i have a son again
These fucking symbols makes me laugh so hard. Fire, death, somebody on fire, Famine, the Earth explodes on shift, corruption by alien entities, chemical damage and burns, The Paddle, Uh Oh!
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
These fucking symbols makes me laugh so hard. Fire, death, somebody on fire, Famine, the Earth explodes on shift, corruption by alien entities, chemical damage and burns, The Paddle, Uh Oh!
Scrub daddy blackface
March 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Scrub daddy blackface
Coworker went on a first date with his new girlfriend and was talking about it all shift
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Coworker went on a first date with his new girlfriend and was talking about it all shift
Saw another valentines post
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Saw another valentines post
You cannot tell me these are two different things
January 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You cannot tell me these are two different things
keep in mind i typed this all out on shift at work
January 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
keep in mind i typed this all out on shift at work
done cultivating
January 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
done cultivating
Made this just now
January 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Made this just now
How video games feel when you don't got a stupid bitch in yo ear backseating
January 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
How video games feel when you don't got a stupid bitch in yo ear backseating
If I can't even trust myself to get something done, who could I ever trust? It was over before it began.
On a side note my keyboard keeps trying to get me to post a sobbing cyclops emoji please leave me alone you evil bastard
On a side note my keyboard keeps trying to get me to post a sobbing cyclops emoji please leave me alone you evil bastard
January 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If I can't even trust myself to get something done, who could I ever trust? It was over before it began.
On a side note my keyboard keeps trying to get me to post a sobbing cyclops emoji please leave me alone you evil bastard
On a side note my keyboard keeps trying to get me to post a sobbing cyclops emoji please leave me alone you evil bastard
Don't mind my extremely poor man's bathroom it's been a work in progress for 13 years
December 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Don't mind my extremely poor man's bathroom it's been a work in progress for 13 years
It's my lucky day
December 3, 2024 at 6:04 AM
It's my lucky day
My fat ugly son
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My fat ugly son