EmersonFridge
@emersonfridge.bsky.social
They called me the Shit King in high school
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September 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ran a poll by my friends and one of the options was "work out until I get a six pack" but nobody believed I'd actually do it until I said every option on the poll was serious
Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded
Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded
August 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ran a poll by my friends and one of the options was "work out until I get a six pack" but nobody believed I'd actually do it until I said every option on the poll was serious
Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded
Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded
Narrowed down the fact that my much stronger suicidal ideations are when I haven't spoken for well over 6 hours, I'm hungry, and I'm tired. If all three of these things happen at once I start hovering over the gun in my bedside stand
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Narrowed down the fact that my much stronger suicidal ideations are when I haven't spoken for well over 6 hours, I'm hungry, and I'm tired. If all three of these things happen at once I start hovering over the gun in my bedside stand
Horrible headaches since I started eating more butter and bigger meals. Clearly I'm dying. However. Buttery burger
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Horrible headaches since I started eating more butter and bigger meals. Clearly I'm dying. However. Buttery burger
I fully believe that it's impossible to understand an emotion you've never felt before and the more you understand the better you are and embarrassment leads to understanding so I don't think we should teach our kids that embarrassment is bad
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I fully believe that it's impossible to understand an emotion you've never felt before and the more you understand the better you are and embarrassment leads to understanding so I don't think we should teach our kids that embarrassment is bad
I drilled a hole through asbestos tile in my closet many years ago and coughed heavily on that dust and did not air my room out afterwards and I just remembered that so when I have very aggressive mesothelioma in my 40's I just have to know that I killed myself for ethernet
June 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I drilled a hole through asbestos tile in my closet many years ago and coughed heavily on that dust and did not air my room out afterwards and I just remembered that so when I have very aggressive mesothelioma in my 40's I just have to know that I killed myself for ethernet
I was cooking at work today but unfortunately the cooking must come to an end and I must suffer forever because I know my luck is gonna turn around I am not savoring this period of good luck because the switch is gonna destroy me if I do
June 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was cooking at work today but unfortunately the cooking must come to an end and I must suffer forever because I know my luck is gonna turn around I am not savoring this period of good luck because the switch is gonna destroy me if I do
People don't seem particularly thrilled to have me around any more, kinda sucks
June 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
People don't seem particularly thrilled to have me around any more, kinda sucks
I hate open-invites more than anything else because it makes me feel like I'm inserting myself into a situation in which I'm not welcome and I fucking hate inserting myself into situations that I don't get directly invited to
June 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hate open-invites more than anything else because it makes me feel like I'm inserting myself into a situation in which I'm not welcome and I fucking hate inserting myself into situations that I don't get directly invited to
Quickest manic swing of all time I'm down from my narcissism and I'm back to background character
June 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Quickest manic swing of all time I'm down from my narcissism and I'm back to background character
I've been pushed to the absolute brink of instability again and my self hatred has totally switched around to massive egotism so if I come across as far more self centered for the coming weeks that is why
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I've been pushed to the absolute brink of instability again and my self hatred has totally switched around to massive egotism so if I come across as far more self centered for the coming weeks that is why
I have finally come to the conclusion that I should start working out because my friends are busy like 5 of the 7 days a week until far after I'm in bed or asleep so I'm gonna be trying to take a break from my phone for the most part and prioritizing exercise during my evening hours
June 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have finally come to the conclusion that I should start working out because my friends are busy like 5 of the 7 days a week until far after I'm in bed or asleep so I'm gonna be trying to take a break from my phone for the most part and prioritizing exercise during my evening hours
Sometimes my younger coworkers will tell their parents about me like I'm some fucking alien and then those parents will come in and dap me up and call me big dog and I have no fucking idea who they are but they know so much about me
June 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes my younger coworkers will tell their parents about me like I'm some fucking alien and then those parents will come in and dap me up and call me big dog and I have no fucking idea who they are but they know so much about me
Googling how to make a bomb and then going online and buying the chemicals to make methamphetamine so the feds who visit my house are really confused
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Googling how to make a bomb and then going online and buying the chemicals to make methamphetamine so the feds who visit my house are really confused
Besides my farm cats that have passed away, I've never really grieved before. I still don't know how. With the emotional disconnect I experience due to my autism, I wonder if I'll even feel sad when my parents pass away. I have no idea how I'll feel in most situations because I'm built wrong
June 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Besides my farm cats that have passed away, I've never really grieved before. I still don't know how. With the emotional disconnect I experience due to my autism, I wonder if I'll even feel sad when my parents pass away. I have no idea how I'll feel in most situations because I'm built wrong
High thinking about the time I was one decision away from making makeshift napalm and harming a guy with it cause he was really rude to me and honestly I should have done it
June 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
High thinking about the time I was one decision away from making makeshift napalm and harming a guy with it cause he was really rude to me and honestly I should have done it
I know a lot of people who would be happier if they didn't treat every day as a life or death scenario
June 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I know a lot of people who would be happier if they didn't treat every day as a life or death scenario
It should be legal to punch one customer as hard as you can per year if you work in the service industry
June 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It should be legal to punch one customer as hard as you can per year if you work in the service industry
Back to never asking people to play games because it doesn't really work ever and it makes me look like a loser
June 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Back to never asking people to play games because it doesn't really work ever and it makes me look like a loser
Was just thinking about that time I was really drunk and got called in as an emergency helper at work and after I was done very sloppily getting my job done, I leaned to one of the teenagers I work with and told him "they call me the jizzler the way I bust on these hoes" and walked out the back door
June 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Was just thinking about that time I was really drunk and got called in as an emergency helper at work and after I was done very sloppily getting my job done, I leaned to one of the teenagers I work with and told him "they call me the jizzler the way I bust on these hoes" and walked out the back door
Sneezed while taking a dump and may have made the worst noise I've ever heard
June 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sneezed while taking a dump and may have made the worst noise I've ever heard
Sent an apology text to someone I believed I had wronged several years ago and she deadass didn't remember that even happening and was just happy I was there
June 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sent an apology text to someone I believed I had wronged several years ago and she deadass didn't remember that even happening and was just happy I was there
No matter what time I fall asleep my body naturally wakes up from 8-9 am every day. I'm becoming a normal person and it's weird
June 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No matter what time I fall asleep my body naturally wakes up from 8-9 am every day. I'm becoming a normal person and it's weird
After my many, many fumbles with women in school, I decided it was high time I give up until something dawns on me that gives me the perspective I need to form romantic relationships in a healthy manner. That hasn't happened yet so it's a bachelors life for me. Most likely forever
June 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
After my many, many fumbles with women in school, I decided it was high time I give up until something dawns on me that gives me the perspective I need to form romantic relationships in a healthy manner. That hasn't happened yet so it's a bachelors life for me. Most likely forever
A vast majority of the time I do not wash my hands in my own house. Anywhere else I do out of courtesy for others but I only really wash my hands in private if they've got something on them. Keeps me healthy, I think
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A vast majority of the time I do not wash my hands in my own house. Anywhere else I do out of courtesy for others but I only really wash my hands in private if they've got something on them. Keeps me healthy, I think