Unpaid Cat Maid
@emeraldjaguar.bsky.social
92%er. Taking a break from saving the planet. Dont ask for help because none will be given.
Pets and their meat pacifiers 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pets and their meat pacifiers 🥹
Mama bringing her kids over here like I owe her child support. Ma'am feed ya own kids and stop stealing the cat's food 😩
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Mama bringing her kids over here like I owe her child support. Ma'am feed ya own kids and stop stealing the cat's food 😩
I thought he was one of the raccoon babies when I saw the cam footage 😂. This year's babies are getting extra chonky
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I thought he was one of the raccoon babies when I saw the cam footage 😂. This year's babies are getting extra chonky
Kirito was running up and down the stairs acting crazy. I thought he was trying to get another walk in. Turns out he was trying to tell me that Rin had snuck outside when I took the trash out earlier and was screaming at the door to let him in. He ain't about that street life 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Kirito was running up and down the stairs acting crazy. I thought he was trying to get another walk in. Turns out he was trying to tell me that Rin had snuck outside when I took the trash out earlier and was screaming at the door to let him in. He ain't about that street life 😂
Admiring my first attempt at a holiday nail design while I make my morning coffee 💅☕️
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Admiring my first attempt at a holiday nail design while I make my morning coffee 💅☕️
gatcha games have gone too far. this skin is $42,000. if I ever win the lottery, I wont tell anyone, but there will be signs.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
gatcha games have gone too far. this skin is $42,000. if I ever win the lottery, I wont tell anyone, but there will be signs.
New hire at Cloudflare after using ChatGPT to update the code
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New hire at Cloudflare after using ChatGPT to update the code
He woke up feeling like Church from Pet Sematary
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He woke up feeling like Church from Pet Sematary
decided to give Where Winds Meet a try. Beautiful art. fun combat. too many menus and types of currencies. no pay to win, but lots of lovely cosmetic items that are stupid expensive, like $400+. plays like a mobile game on pc, but its NetEase, so that tracks.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
decided to give Where Winds Meet a try. Beautiful art. fun combat. too many menus and types of currencies. no pay to win, but lots of lovely cosmetic items that are stupid expensive, like $400+. plays like a mobile game on pc, but its NetEase, so that tracks.
Leopard cuddle puddle 🐆
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Leopard cuddle puddle 🐆
Wendy's frosty. sounds weird but its my favorite thing to dip fries in
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wendy's frosty. sounds weird but its my favorite thing to dip fries in
Since I'm temporarily taking a break from baking all the things, I'm shifting to mess around with fall nail designs. I did a plaid experiment that I didn't hate, and then a contemporary style fall look that I actually really liked. Except now my hands don't match and I'm out of energy to care 😂
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Since I'm temporarily taking a break from baking all the things, I'm shifting to mess around with fall nail designs. I did a plaid experiment that I didn't hate, and then a contemporary style fall look that I actually really liked. Except now my hands don't match and I'm out of energy to care 😂
Mannnn being poor is expensive. My area is a lot of new construction in the burbs. These houses going up nearby are selling for $950,000. They would have been called starter homes back in the day. They're so close you can practically high five your neighbor out the windows
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mannnn being poor is expensive. My area is a lot of new construction in the burbs. These houses going up nearby are selling for $950,000. They would have been called starter homes back in the day. They're so close you can practically high five your neighbor out the windows
Kirito happy it's fall, which means there's a possibility of snow days soon.
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Kirito happy it's fall, which means there's a possibility of snow days soon.
Needing to stream everything is getting out of hand. This lady really hit and killed someone while livestreaming on TikTok. Idk what gossip was so important that she needed to do this while driving with children in the car.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Needing to stream everything is getting out of hand. This lady really hit and killed someone while livestreaming on TikTok. Idk what gossip was so important that she needed to do this while driving with children in the car.
I def can't hate on anyone using GLPs. I stepped on the scale in Sep after spending the year playing with sourdough and cinnamon rolls, screamed, and immediately started shooting up. I'm down 15lbs in 7 weeks. This stuff is ✨️magical✨️. My starter is in the fridge while I get it together 😂
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I def can't hate on anyone using GLPs. I stepped on the scale in Sep after spending the year playing with sourdough and cinnamon rolls, screamed, and immediately started shooting up. I'm down 15lbs in 7 weeks. This stuff is ✨️magical✨️. My starter is in the fridge while I get it together 😂
I scrolled past these videos thinking it was Paris Hilton. It wasn't until I saw the caption that I found out it was Meghan Trainor shooting a music video. THIS is the girl who once sang "I won't be no silicone barbie doll"? Oh.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I scrolled past these videos thinking it was Paris Hilton. It wasn't until I saw the caption that I found out it was Meghan Trainor shooting a music video. THIS is the girl who once sang "I won't be no silicone barbie doll"? Oh.
I could be joining the fluffy cuddle puddle for a post breakfast nap, but someone has to earn the treat money in this house 😭. My next life better be a pampered housecat
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I could be joining the fluffy cuddle puddle for a post breakfast nap, but someone has to earn the treat money in this house 😭. My next life better be a pampered housecat
Rin the Desk Gargoyle cordially invites you to fluff off
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Rin the Desk Gargoyle cordially invites you to fluff off
Ok but what do we do when our maine coons are in their YN bag
October 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Ok but what do we do when our maine coons are in their YN bag
The speed with which Olandria has me sprinting to the Ozempic 😅😭. Working from home has caught me being lazy for the last few years but I'm locked in now
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The speed with which Olandria has me sprinting to the Ozempic 😅😭. Working from home has caught me being lazy for the last few years but I'm locked in now
Rin, Kenzo, Raina, Tachikaze, and Zangetsu (with his Ichigo emotional support husky)
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Rin, Kenzo, Raina, Tachikaze, and Zangetsu (with his Ichigo emotional support husky)
Rin the Blue Demon and his sidekick protesting the lack of pre-dinner snacks
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Rin the Blue Demon and his sidekick protesting the lack of pre-dinner snacks