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an em dash that predates AI
@emdash.party
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language mechanic. mullet substrate. creature. (they/she/sir) 🏳️‍🌈
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keep them failing ✊
won't you celebrate with me Lucille Clifton, 1936 - 2010 won't you celebrate with me what i have shaped into a kind of life? i had no model. born in babylon both nonwhite and woman what did i see to be except myself? i made it up here on this bridge between starshine and clay, my one hand holding tight my other hand; come celebrate with me that everyday something has tried to kill me and has failed.
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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mmmmm not sure I love the "survivor of horrors" vibe we got going on here

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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Maeve Millay from Westworld Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones Dom Cobb from Inception Ambrose Spellman from Sabrina
May 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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category: love poem
medium: doordash DM
November 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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researchers are the best accidental poets
www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
catastrophic forgetting
February 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Reasons I left marketing
February 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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sustained infinity bug bites while taking this picture
February 18, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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sorry but this is the only acceptable hot dog condiment
A bottle of Heinz Kranch "Saucy Sauce."
September 28, 2023 at 3:37 AM
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this post is for the 0.000001% of the population that have been grievously injured by corporate tooling approvals
Me: Mom can we stop and get some Zapier Mom: We have Zapier at home At home: Power Automate by Microsoft
September 21, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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Picard playing the Ressikan flute.
September 16, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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yes, despite *many* warnings that liking me was a health hazard
Looking gothy, standing in front of a gigantic cross at some mission in California probably. Posing for a photo with some friends, hair unbrushed, wearing low-cut jeans and a checkered belt.
September 9, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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vegan taxidermy
A grim-looking lime with DISPLAY ONLY written on it in black marker hangs in a white net produce bag with other citrus fruit. Part of an IKEA product card is visible at the top of the frame.
August 8, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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A scientific illustration with four panels. It is titled "Black Hole Devours Bypassing Cum :)". The first panel shows a star passing near a black hole. The second panel shows a star being pulled into orbit around the black hole. The second and third panel show the star being devoured by the black hole and turned into some kind of glowing donut cloud. The star is cum.
August 7, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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every day
Screenshot of a post from u/LimberLoveMuscle on r/ambien. The title says "toay we cludled wewere watchering" and the body text says "N E T FLIX : )"
August 1, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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An ominous photo of the Bass Pro Shop pyramid at night.
July 29, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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obv a special occasion acrylic dragon mug

(b/c I am afraid to wash it)
The bottom of a questionably-designed acrylic dragon mug. It shows a circular opening into an exposed circuit board where you're supposed to insert batteries.
July 29, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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(it was this https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08TMM28Y3)
A cheap, light-up acrylic mug with a dragon design.
July 29, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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social media is OVER
we are going back to pagers and spamming 187 (I hate you; murder; death) at each other
A page from the Los Angeles Times talking about 90s pager codes. It lists "187" as "I hate you; murder; death."
July 6, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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half of bluesky about to get a cease and desist from nabisco
Boxes of “Toppables” crackers on a grocery shelf.
July 4, 2023 at 4:32 AM
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she is fine she is thriving
July 4, 2023 at 4:04 AM
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Paste four of your favorite characters and let people assume things about you
Vivian Bell from Desert Hearts. Grace in Ready or Not.
July 3, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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born to rate limit
world is a fuck
6000 dead tweets
Dawn of the Final Day -600 Tweets Remain-
July 2, 2023 at 6:12 AM
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June 26, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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June 13, 2023 at 5:47 AM
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animal
June 12, 2023 at 11:58 PM