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language mechanic. mullet substrate. creature. (they/she/sir) 🏳️🌈
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You left. Now they're dead.
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You left. Now they're dead.
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
keep them failing ✊
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
keep them failing ✊
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who could have predicted that two emotionally-stunted rich boys with zero capacity for love and a world-destroying hunger for it would end up 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 over who should be America's Favorite Son
June 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
who could have predicted that two emotionally-stunted rich boys with zero capacity for love and a world-destroying hunger for it would end up 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 over who should be America's Favorite Son
in lieu of "that sounds difficult," the beleaguered will be accepting compliments about their great capacity for poetic despair
June 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
in lieu of "that sounds difficult," the beleaguered will be accepting compliments about their great capacity for poetic despair
I had a friend in college who bullied me into giving her a black eye, but that was an action born of love and Hot Girl Logic and not whatever sadbro sulkmaxxing is going on here
May 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I had a friend in college who bullied me into giving her a black eye, but that was an action born of love and Hot Girl Logic and not whatever sadbro sulkmaxxing is going on here
the adhd urge to reformat your computer in the middle of a workday
May 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the adhd urge to reformat your computer in the middle of a workday
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stephen miller’s wife is problematic monsterfucker representation
May 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
stephen miller’s wife is problematic monsterfucker representation
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going temporarily feral every time I see "tone of voice" on a voice and tone guide
May 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
going temporarily feral every time I see "tone of voice" on a voice and tone guide
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
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cannot explain how many years of my childhood were devoted to sleeping as far away from mirrors as possible
"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child
May 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
cannot explain how many years of my childhood were devoted to sleeping as far away from mirrors as possible
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I got on a conference call first thing this morning with my boss and he asked me what my shirt said, so I had to explain that it was a cute dog sailor with the text TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE & THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY, THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE
May 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I got on a conference call first thing this morning with my boss and he asked me what my shirt said, so I had to explain that it was a cute dog sailor with the text TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE & THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY, THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE
mmmmm not sure I love the "survivor of horrors" vibe we got going on here
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May 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
mmmmm not sure I love the "survivor of horrors" vibe we got going on here
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lol no worries bro I've been broken and rebuilt so many times there's no original form left to preserve
May 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
lol no worries bro I've been broken and rebuilt so many times there's no original form left to preserve
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I feel like I’ve played a lot of video games in the last few years that have a great story but bad writing.
What does that mean? It’s time for a gamedev thread! 1/11
What does that mean? It’s time for a gamedev thread! 1/11
April 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I feel like I’ve played a lot of video games in the last few years that have a great story but bad writing.
What does that mean? It’s time for a gamedev thread! 1/11
What does that mean? It’s time for a gamedev thread! 1/11
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April 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I see this combo at the beginning of a movie and I strap tf in
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I see this combo at the beginning of a movie and I strap tf in
White Lotus S3 peaked so hard with that Sam Rockwell monologue that there was no coming back. RIP to the season finale that I will forget expeditiously 🙏
April 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
White Lotus S3 peaked so hard with that Sam Rockwell monologue that there was no coming back. RIP to the season finale that I will forget expeditiously 🙏
no more reality, thanks!! 😊 I will be thinking about the little black cat from Flow instead 🐾🖤
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
no more reality, thanks!! 😊 I will be thinking about the little black cat from Flow instead 🐾🖤
AP News, a publication famed for its integrity and high ethical standards for journalism, barred from the White House for *checks notes* acknowledging that countries outside of the US exist and have names for things
“This afternoon AP’s reporter was blocked from attending an executive order signing.” www.ap.org/the-definiti...
AP statement on Oval Office access | The Associated Press
The Associated Press issued this statement on Tuesday from Executive Editor Julie Pace: As a global news organization, The Associated Press informs
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February 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
AP News, a publication famed for its integrity and high ethical standards for journalism, barred from the White House for *checks notes* acknowledging that countries outside of the US exist and have names for things
system of government designed before the advent of electric lights and tin cans somehow failing modern citizens
February 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
system of government designed before the advent of electric lights and tin cans somehow failing modern citizens
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Oh you're a prompt engineer huh? That's pretty impressive but I have a doctorate in ordering Taco Bell off DoorDash
January 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh you're a prompt engineer huh? That's pretty impressive but I have a doctorate in ordering Taco Bell off DoorDash