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Petey Pete
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Social worker. Tell the people in your life that you love them.

Texas
I don’t even know what “this” is but I totally agree!
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Is today ethics day or no?
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just had a sportsball dream where I said, “have y’all head about those [insert team]?” That’s how they know you’re serious.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Reported.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Teddy Ruxpin took a turn.
a close up of a teddy bear with his eyes closed and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a teddy bear with his eyes closed and a beard .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This video should have been an email. To top brass.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Check out Beddy’s. Bed coverings with zippers like a sleeping bag. Put the weighted blanket on top. Makes it harder to kick it off and provides a nice snug place to sleep.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The McRib has the same walk-up song.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Something has to fuel the ridiculous around-the-clock NDAA hearing. Big Az is a matter of national security.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We boycotted Target so long ago I have to do an internet search to jog my memory why we did it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wow. Early this Monday morning, I am hoping this is the most terrible thing I see this week. Gross.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just water it down in the bathroom. That’s how they make the Americano anyhow.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guitars, Cadillacs, and poor choices of friends.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This commercial has no rizz.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We lost a lot of good men on Objective Moneyshot.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I watched a company commander give a hasty OPORD and name something "Objective [female body part]" and I'm still very glad that nobody had to tell some parents that their son died there. This was over 20 years ago. Some of us have not matured.
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Feels like I’m going to lose my mind.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM