Evan
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Evan
@ematthewcobb.bsky.social
NYC. Swimmer / climber. Had a couple Tumblrs you might have liked. Holy Priest since 1.0.9. 🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪🇫🇷🇮🇸🇪🇸🇸🇪🇨🇿
okay so it’s been a while since we got to be happy about an election
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey Chuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
went to the Robyn party, ran into the twink I made out with at the previous Robyn party but he was in full clown makeup so I didn’t recognize him oops
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I mean I would have just posted it with my usual react:
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Three solid weeks of practice and finally not feeling like total shit in the pool
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In happier news, awake from my colonoscopy. Hooray being 45
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:
September 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I had so much fun at Masquerade - which is wild considering I have never liked Phantom at all to begin with
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to the beach and did not burn, we did it Joe
August 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Came home to the unfortunate intersection of multiple blazing dumpster fires at work, and the onset of late summer feral season
July 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
okay fine I guess it’s time to go home
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Post climb sweat
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hello from my big gay West Virginia vacation
July 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I love this irregularly shaped little stitched pleather bullshit that signifies class boundary
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hotel mirrors whee
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
these choices were pretty off the cuff but I think I stand by them
June 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
had a good swim practice at last
May 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I was not fully awake at 6:20am it would seem
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Tonight’s restore and rebuild was the oldest set in the collection: my first castle. I think this is one I’m going to keep.
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
how are we all managing out there
February 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Could have been much worse but this is a high water mark for Russian influence (other than America, which they own now)
February 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The two things I know about hockey
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
literally the hottest anyone has ever been to me
February 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Describe your taste in men using 4 actors:
February 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM