Evan
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NYC. Swimmer / climber. Had a couple Tumblrs you might have liked. Holy Priest since 1.0.9. 🏳️🌈🇩🇪🇫🇷🇮🇸🇪🇸🇸🇪🇨🇿
Maya Hawke really carrying these four episodes on her shoulders
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Maya Hawke really carrying these four episodes on her shoulders
Two episodes into Stranger Things 5 and I’m just like… wow Dark really was so much better
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Two episodes into Stranger Things 5 and I’m just like… wow Dark really was so much better
just once can he be held accountable for something, just fucking once, that’d be nice
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
just once can he be held accountable for something, just fucking once, that’d be nice
I stopped caring about Stranger Things a looong time ago but with the last season almost here, I still have a protective shield up for:
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I stopped caring about Stranger Things a looong time ago but with the last season almost here, I still have a protective shield up for:
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
Ah yes another morning of news that makes me yearn for the abolition of language itself
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ah yes another morning of news that makes me yearn for the abolition of language itself
remember when even a rumor of this sort of thing would permanently ruin any pol’s dream and now we’re in like year ten of everyone knowing the president was best pals with the most notorious pedo of the past century and the entire power center of the country is like *shrugmoji lol*
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
remember when even a rumor of this sort of thing would permanently ruin any pol’s dream and now we’re in like year ten of everyone knowing the president was best pals with the most notorious pedo of the past century and the entire power center of the country is like *shrugmoji lol*
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Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
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okay so it’s been a while since we got to be happy about an election
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
okay so it’s been a while since we got to be happy about an election
Let’s express this as 8 Wyomings
BREAKING: NY Board of Elections says more than 2 MILLION votes have been cast in the NYC election - the highest number since 1969.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Let’s express this as 8 Wyomings
Come on Dershowitz, do it
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Come on Dershowitz, do it
Polls are closed let’s fucking goooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Polls are closed let’s fucking goooooooo
We’re wrapping up an entire Cuomo election cycle and I don’t think I saw that misdirected text about his brother and the sender’s f*ggot face even once. We used to be a society.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We’re wrapping up an entire Cuomo election cycle and I don’t think I saw that misdirected text about his brother and the sender’s f*ggot face even once. We used to be a society.
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Lmao at the only Zohran soldiers stronger than market rate tenants being Muslims, “very progressive” self-IDs, and LGBTQ people.
Zohran doing best with market rate tenants is a trvth nvke
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Lmao at the only Zohran soldiers stronger than market rate tenants being Muslims, “very progressive” self-IDs, and LGBTQ people.
About to get Yeztugo shots and I have never been this anxious about a medical procedure
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
About to get Yeztugo shots and I have never been this anxious about a medical procedure
One of the best in the genre tbh
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One of the best in the genre tbh
went to the Robyn party, ran into the twink I made out with at the previous Robyn party but he was in full clown makeup so I didn’t recognize him oops
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
went to the Robyn party, ran into the twink I made out with at the previous Robyn party but he was in full clown makeup so I didn’t recognize him oops
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its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
October 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
Three solid weeks of practice and finally not feeling like total shit in the pool
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Three solid weeks of practice and finally not feeling like total shit in the pool
Supermarket playing the Call Me By Your Name soundtrack (having a normal one)
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Supermarket playing the Call Me By Your Name soundtrack (having a normal one)