Emma
@emamooma.bsky.social
Muting "open" "mouth" and " harvest". My stomach isn't strong these days.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Muting "open" "mouth" and " harvest". My stomach isn't strong these days.
If you turn the heating up really high, you can get a cat off your knee. This is more of a win for Octopus Energy than me, I feel..
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you turn the heating up really high, you can get a cat off your knee. This is more of a win for Octopus Energy than me, I feel..
Anyone ever successfully eaten a mango?
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone ever successfully eaten a mango?
My cat thinks I'm just her big, personal pillow 😒
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My cat thinks I'm just her big, personal pillow 😒
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social you know, apropos of nothing, I still thought you were Welsh until embarrassingly recently.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social you know, apropos of nothing, I still thought you were Welsh until embarrassingly recently.
Heh..
Second children are far nicer and better people than the first born
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Heh..
Everyone who's sleeping, how you going about that then?
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone who's sleeping, how you going about that then?
Be careful out there, don't make the same mistake I did.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Be careful out there, don't make the same mistake I did.
Astonished that The World At One have discovered that if you don't get enough sleep, you are unable to accomplish tasks effectively. I had no idea...
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Astonished that The World At One have discovered that if you don't get enough sleep, you are unable to accomplish tasks effectively. I had no idea...
My 80 year old dad knew a question about Drake which I did not.
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My 80 year old dad knew a question about Drake which I did not.
Currently staying at my parents' house for reasons... My dad feeds the badgers. One badger came and went. I told my dad another badger came. "Is it the same one?". It's a fucking badger, I've no idea!!
October 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Currently staying at my parents' house for reasons... My dad feeds the badgers. One badger came and went. I told my dad another badger came. "Is it the same one?". It's a fucking badger, I've no idea!!
@marcmaron.bsky.social you are helping me through a dark time at the moment, I don't know what I'm going to do without you.
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@marcmaron.bsky.social you are helping me through a dark time at the moment, I don't know what I'm going to do without you.
Reposted by Emma
Now what's she's done there is confuse freedom with toasted sandwich maker hasn't she ?!
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Now what's she's done there is confuse freedom with toasted sandwich maker hasn't she ?!
Won in the Premium Bonds for the first time ever. £25. But it gave me a little frisson between getting the winning email and opening the account to check, which was quite nice.
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Won in the Premium Bonds for the first time ever. £25. But it gave me a little frisson between getting the winning email and opening the account to check, which was quite nice.
Nice to have my absence noted on my first run in about 3 weeks. I must be a park regular now.
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nice to have my absence noted on my first run in about 3 weeks. I must be a park regular now.
There's a treat my cat hates so much she meticulously picks them out of her bowl and leaves them in a circle all round it.
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There's a treat my cat hates so much she meticulously picks them out of her bowl and leaves them in a circle all round it.
Out for the first time in 3 days. Feel like Gollum. A fat Gollum.
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Out for the first time in 3 days. Feel like Gollum. A fat Gollum.
I am eating mints in the supermarket. Even though I am not allowed.
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I am eating mints in the supermarket. Even though I am not allowed.
Reposted by Emma
Labour considering charging workers for employment tribunal claims, sources say
Labour considering charging workers for employment tribunal claims, sources say
Exclusive: Reintroducing tribunal fees would be ‘a gift for bad bosses’, says TUC chief Paul Nowak
Workers could be charged a fee to take their bosses to court under plans being explored by Labour as it faces pressure from businesses lobbying to water down its landmark changes to employment rights.
In a development described by unions as a “disaster”, sources in Westminster said ministers were looking at reviving a proposal made by the last Conservative government to impose fees on employment tribunal claims. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Labour considering charging workers for employment tribunal claims, sources say
The jerk store called, they ran out of Streetings.
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The jerk store called, they ran out of Streetings.
I'm sure it's highly explicable, but my parents have tipp-ex in the toilet.
September 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sure it's highly explicable, but my parents have tipp-ex in the toilet.
I went to Tesco today and Darth Vader and Chewbacca and R2D2 were there and, quite frankly, I was not in the mood.
September 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I went to Tesco today and Darth Vader and Chewbacca and R2D2 were there and, quite frankly, I was not in the mood.
If I hear "Cash is king!" one more time.....
September 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If I hear "Cash is king!" one more time.....
Do you remember when Sebadoh were on TOTP? That was good, wasn't it?
September 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do you remember when Sebadoh were on TOTP? That was good, wasn't it?