i most definitely thought that “what the helly” was a meme about severance
May 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i most definitely thought that “what the helly” was a meme about severance
broooo we are in our mid twenties and still making separate group chats to avoid being confrontational? lol bye
April 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
broooo we are in our mid twenties and still making separate group chats to avoid being confrontational? lol bye
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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🚨 BREAKING: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky just signed a landmark agreement providing Ukraine’s military with $3.3 billion in support.
A major show of commitment to Ukraine’s fight for democracy, all while Trump gets on his knees for Putin. 🇬🇧🇺🇦
A major show of commitment to Ukraine’s fight for democracy, all while Trump gets on his knees for Putin. 🇬🇧🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🚨 BREAKING: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky just signed a landmark agreement providing Ukraine’s military with $3.3 billion in support.
A major show of commitment to Ukraine’s fight for democracy, all while Trump gets on his knees for Putin. 🇬🇧🇺🇦
A major show of commitment to Ukraine’s fight for democracy, all while Trump gets on his knees for Putin. 🇬🇧🇺🇦
it’s like super awesome that you’re an “activist” now, but a post you saw on instagram shouldn’t have been the breaking point to radicalize you
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it’s like super awesome that you’re an “activist” now, but a post you saw on instagram shouldn’t have been the breaking point to radicalize you
“your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of people who loved each other’s faces”
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of people who loved each other’s faces”
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
If you “couldn’t understand a word” of Kendrick’s halftime performance, just say ur stupid and move on
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you “couldn’t understand a word” of Kendrick’s halftime performance, just say ur stupid and move on
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
just made the best cookies i have ever made. gonna be riding this high until at least wednesday.
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just made the best cookies i have ever made. gonna be riding this high until at least wednesday.
bro, what a bunch of fucking LOSERS
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
bro, what a bunch of fucking LOSERS