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emily
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it’s good for the plot.
i most definitely thought that “what the helly” was a meme about severance
May 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
broooo we are in our mid twenties and still making separate group chats to avoid being confrontational? lol bye
April 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
waking up and losing some of your vision is actually the worst. i can’t even pretend to be sarcastic about it. #ms
March 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky just signed a landmark agreement providing Ukraine’s military with $3.3 billion in support.

A major show of commitment to Ukraine’s fight for democracy, all while Trump gets on his knees for Putin. 🇬🇧🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it’s like super awesome that you’re an “activist” now, but a post you saw on instagram shouldn’t have been the breaking point to radicalize you
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of people who loved each other’s faces”
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you “couldn’t understand a word” of Kendrick’s halftime performance, just say ur stupid and move on
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just made the best cookies i have ever made. gonna be riding this high until at least wednesday.
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
bro, what a bunch of fucking LOSERS
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM