Elyse Explosion 💣💥 PANK FRIDAY 11/28
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 PANK FRIDAY 11/28
@elyseexplosion.fyi
Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
It finally broke like half an hour ago 😭
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
man I still haven't watched the last hour plus one, I'm so behind!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
100%!!! There is a reason why the extended family meal we have for my husband's family at Christmas is catered every year. We can't foist 15+ people on someone and expect it to be easy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We don't do holidays with extended family anymore for various reasons, but man i do miss that meal. It was always delicious!
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Of course, since this is the internet, no, I'm not expecting everyone to be expert chefs, and yes there are always factors preventing people from being able to cook or learn to do so, but this is not what I'm talking about here and bringing that up would be a bad faith response.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There is legend in my family of one year my aunt attempting to make a turkey like one would make kalua pork; but not knowing the difference and instead using Kahlua - it was so bad that my parents decided that they would handle Thanksgiving from then on.

Aunt was much better at the Xmas roast!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can I add on: i hate the recent trend of having NA spirits in mocktails? If I wanted that I would just fucking drink booze. Like I'm glad they exist for people who want that but like... not everyone does, y'all.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
if I'm being 100% here, I don't regret for an instant my schooling - I did and do really enjoy geology, but like, environmental consulting ain't my passion
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's so fuckin good dude
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Our (fake) tree has been up for like a week lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM