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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 PANK FRIDAY 11/28
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Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
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PANK FRIDAY IS THIS UPCOMING FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28! Please share - all information is in the thread!! Tune in at noon Eastern at www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion, I and my teeth thank you!!
An infographic with a cartoon of a pink haired woman in a glamorous dress holding a floating tooth with the letter E on it. The text reads: PANK FRIDAY 2025 Earlier this year, I broke a tooth. After several rounds at the dentist, we discovered that I needed a root canal in that tooth, as well as multiple permanent crowns and the removal of my last wisdom tooth. Even though I have dental insurance, it doesn’t cover nearly enough - the cost of one root canal and one of the crowns is close to $1000, and I need 3. I’m hoping to raise some money to make sure I can continue to have teeth AND pay bills. Make it make sense. TL;DR: I need money for dental work The next page of said infographic. It features a cartoon of a pink haired woman glowering behind a podium, with her glasses gleaming like she's the scary guy from Evangelion. The text reads: THE PREMISE Starting at 12pm Eastern on Friday, November 28, I will be streaming a random assortment of video games based on television game shows - think Jeopardy!, Wheel of Fortune, Millionaire (of course) - even some older gems like Press Your Luck and Win, Lose or Draw. The stream will go until midnight* and games will be chosen by THE WHEEL™. Every channel subscription or stream donation will go directly towards my dental care. And since it’s a sub- a-thon, of course that means TIERED REWARDS for viewers as well! SUCH AS...... The third page of the infographic. There is a cartoon of a pink haired woman behind a Jeopardy! podium, looking anxious despite having $2000 on the board. The text reads: SUB GOALS 5 subs - Chat writes a Bluesky post for me 10 subs - Vintage Elyse Explosion clip show! 25 subs - Chat picks a new emote for me to add 50 subs - Family Game Nite - Group Jackbox stream 75 subs - Powerwash Simulator stream with Twitch pals 100 subs - Cosplay stream! Game will be related. More than 100? TBD If 100+ subs are simultaneously gifted, the stream will end immediately! The fourth and final page of the infographic. A cartoon of a pink haired woman looking dapper in a leisure suit and carrying a long, thin microphone is presenting the information. The text reads: DONATION GOALS $5: Chat writes a caption for an Instagram selfie $10: Saxophone solo live on stream $25: Flamin’ Hot taste test live on stream $50: A live Twitch viewing of my Millionaire episode $100: Chat picks the next game I complete on stream $250: Saxophone solo IN COSPLAY live on stream $500: Chat picks my hair color for one month $750: Clown Time (I attempt a clowning performance) $1000: Future Sonic Adventure 2 stream $2500: Get a Vtuber rig ALL GOALS ARE CUMULATIVE
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is an alert that Dollar General has a knockoff cheez-it variety that comes in CHEESE AND GARLIC and they are a truly spectacular treat at a very reasonable price point
a photo of a box of Clover Valley brand Toasted Garlic Cheddar Cheese crackers
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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My grand prize, which is actually kinda cool
A series of four small tins of Williams-Sonoma barbecue rubs, no chicken coops or Smeg appliances to be found
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Here it is, my unofficially official list of Best Pokemon Of All Time! Want to find out what yours is? Here's the link! cajunavenger.github.io

Thanks for hanging out at stream tonight friends, it was a blast!!
A very large pictograph going through every pokemon generation to determine that, at least for me, Dialga is the best pokemon of all time
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Okay, my Pokemon hot take that nobody asked for: Iono is a more Japanese-style Vtuber while Canari uses her actual camera. Iono is held captive by the rules of her production company that rhymes with SchmoloLive and Canari can say fuck because her only production manager is her literal grandpa.
A screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A, where Canari is depicted as swearing by using grawlix, because this is a Pokemon game, you can't ACTUALLY say fuck. But we know deep down she is using her whole heart to say fuck.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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who else at work making relevant memes to humor the millennials and gen z environmental scientists
An image macro containing pictures of a PID, Horiba, water level indicator, two different types of submersible pumps and a control unit for said pumps. Bold, bright red text in comic sans says: IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD BRING THEM INSIDE (OR ELSE THEY WILL FREEZE AND IT WILL BE BAD)
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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You know it's bad when the Catholics start advertising discount mausoleums
A mailer from the local catholic diocese advertising $2000 discount on mausoleum crypts and $1000 off of niche crypts, which sadly are not really really obscure crypts
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Monthly wrap-up! Yes, I'm totally counting the live reading of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow we went to as an audiobook and you can't stop me
A visual chart of the books i read last month
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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For a closet assembly I'm really happy with how everything turned out for the party yesterday!
Me, a white woman with pink hair, wearing a witch costume. I'm wearing a black velvet dress laced on the chest with ribbon, black fishnet tights with a spiderweb pattern, a black pointy hat with a silver buckle, Doc Marten style boots, and purple lipstick. I'm holding a black broom and a small plush spider.
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I carved a v spooky pumpkin tonight!!!!
A pumpkin carved with a spider design
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Listen ok. It continues the same formula. Is it getting a little tired? Maybe? But it still makes me hungry, and I still want to know the stories behind each and every one of the found recipes.
The cover of THE KAMOGAWA FOOD DETECTIVES: MENU OF HAPPINESS by Hisashi Kashiwai
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Intrigue! Poison! A historical mystery manifesting in the present! A bit slow to start for me but by the end I put off both eating dinner AND going to the gym to finish.
The cover of THE LOST APOTHECARY by Sarah Penner
October 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I GOT TO BE THE GLOBE AT THE END OF ROCKY HORROR, I'M THRILLED
A still of the Criminologist from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with a spotlight in the center bottom of a cast member playing the Criminologist (right) with me (left) holding a plush globe and rotating A zoomed-in version of the previous photo
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I absolutely loved THE CRESCENT MOON TEAROOM, to the point where I have basically started a book club in my discord over it, and the sequel is no different. I love a good story about sisters (who also happen to be witches)
The cover of THE WITCHING MOON MANOR by Stacy Sivinski
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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the man could draw the hell out of a Muppet. RIP.
Drew Struzan poster artwork for (clockwisefrom upper left): The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, Muppet Treasure Island, and The Muppet Christmas Carol.
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Board game night at the brewery! we had delicious Turkish food and it was soooooo good
A large group of people sitting at a long table playing board games as and looking into the camera
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Pouring one out for a legend this morning
a photo from a gardening store of a pail that you can plant hyacinths in. it is supposed to? indirectly? referencing Hyacinth Bucket, a character portrayed by Patricia Routledge on the show Keeping Up Appearances
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Book wrap-up for the month! September was a big one with seven completed. I'm sure it's got absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I am intentionally trying to put the phone down more.
A monthly reading wrap-up graphic from Storygraph. I read seven books!
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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What a lovely cozy read. Loved this. I must not be alone because I am now #13 in line for the author's next adult novel at the library lol
The cover of THE VERY SECRET SOCIETY OF IRREGULAR WITCHES by Sangu Mandanna
September 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It's definitely formulaic - the chapters all follow the same structure, kinda like the second chapter of the old BSC Little Sister books. What sets it apart is the heart of the stories - the lost dishes and the folks that want to eat them. Definitely a breeze of a read, but you *WILL* get hungry.
The cover of THE RESTAURANT OF LOST RECIPES by Hisashi Kashiwai
September 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Book update! If you're in the mood for a fantasy tale of found family, small magic, adventure, and gentle I highly recommend! It really drew me in. Another five star from me.
a copy of THE TELLER OF SMALL FORTUNES by Julie Leong
September 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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The CEO was at the office today (and so was I, for once) so I put on my best corporate goth to impress and eat tacos
A pink haired white woman wearing a leopard-print dress with a black leather harness and throwing a peace sign because I'm a millennial
September 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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My skipper has been dipper'd
A cup of ice cream being held in front of the mascot for local ice cream spot Skipper Dipper. He is a vanilla soft serve cone wearing a captain's hat.
September 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Got my flu and covid shots this morning which means new vaccine buddy
A fluffy orange highlands coo plush, his name is Hamish
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Pull in the driveway and this dude is just casually walking through the backyard like he owns the place
A distance shot of a young buck with very small antlers
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM