Elyse Cantor
@elysedc.bsky.social
I’m baby. not the nepo kind tho :(
I’m so sorry but this is what i think of every time i see people with labubus and shit hanging from their bags
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m so sorry but this is what i think of every time i see people with labubus and shit hanging from their bags
wedding officiant: y’all ready to kiss
October 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
wedding officiant: y’all ready to kiss
in my day, there was a whole genre of blog post that was just variations on homemade, misspelled yard signs. i would give anything to see a yard sard
September 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
in my day, there was a whole genre of blog post that was just variations on homemade, misspelled yard signs. i would give anything to see a yard sard
no i do not want 15% off no i do not want your newsletter no i will not accept your cookies no you can’t have my location no no No i won’t enable popups NO i won’t go off private browsing NO i will not stop RUNNING and you will NEVER CATCH ME
May 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
no i do not want 15% off no i do not want your newsletter no i will not accept your cookies no you can’t have my location no no No i won’t enable popups NO i won’t go off private browsing NO i will not stop RUNNING and you will NEVER CATCH ME
explaining to your kids that acab includes dogman
January 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
explaining to your kids that acab includes dogman
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Gotta say, congratulations to the developers of Watch Duty, whose service has been rock solid despite twenty million Californians hitting “refresh” every thirty seconds
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Gotta say, congratulations to the developers of Watch Duty, whose service has been rock solid despite twenty million Californians hitting “refresh” every thirty seconds
that fire’s not the only thing that’s wet 🫦 BA DUM TSSS
Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
January 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
that fire’s not the only thing that’s wet 🫦 BA DUM TSSS
just flew home behind a man who listened to music while holding his phone up and staring at it the entire flight. no video, no animation - just static album art, brightness higher than god. for five fucking hours.
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 AM
just flew home behind a man who listened to music while holding his phone up and staring at it the entire flight. no video, no animation - just static album art, brightness higher than god. for five fucking hours.
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hey, public water bottle filling stations? please don’t blink your red filter light at me. i don’t want to know. let me live in ignorance about this one thing, please
December 15, 2023 at 7:33 AM
hey, public water bottle filling stations? please don’t blink your red filter light at me. i don’t want to know. let me live in ignorance about this one thing, please
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I'm still trying to understand how so many people could have such reckless, virulent hatred. How they could look at all the hate, all the crimes, all the promised hatred, and sit this out, or even vote for it. I just don't know.
But Sir Terry Pratchett knew things. And this seems right for today.
But Sir Terry Pratchett knew things. And this seems right for today.
November 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I'm still trying to understand how so many people could have such reckless, virulent hatred. How they could look at all the hate, all the crimes, all the promised hatred, and sit this out, or even vote for it. I just don't know.
But Sir Terry Pratchett knew things. And this seems right for today.
But Sir Terry Pratchett knew things. And this seems right for today.
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I’m so bad at promoting things i do!!! i hate it so much!! anyway i was on my friend’s pod and i think i was mildly entertaining if you’re interested in that podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... but probably you aren’t don’t even worry about it actually forget i said anything really
Steep Conversations With Josh Lanzet: S4E14: Elyse Cantor on Apple Podcasts
Show Steep Conversations With Josh Lanzet, Ep S4E14: Elyse Cantor - May 7, 2024
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May 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m so bad at promoting things i do!!! i hate it so much!! anyway i was on my friend’s pod and i think i was mildly entertaining if you’re interested in that podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... but probably you aren’t don’t even worry about it actually forget i said anything really
I’m so bad at promoting things i do!!! i hate it so much!! anyway i was on my friend’s pod and i think i was mildly entertaining if you’re interested in that podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... but probably you aren’t don’t even worry about it actually forget i said anything really
Steep Conversations With Josh Lanzet: S4E14: Elyse Cantor on Apple Podcasts
Show Steep Conversations With Josh Lanzet, Ep S4E14: Elyse Cantor - May 7, 2024
podcasts.apple.com
May 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m so bad at promoting things i do!!! i hate it so much!! anyway i was on my friend’s pod and i think i was mildly entertaining if you’re interested in that podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... but probably you aren’t don’t even worry about it actually forget i said anything really
there is only one way to survive the existential angst and the many horrors of living. and that is A Little Treat
May 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
there is only one way to survive the existential angst and the many horrors of living. and that is A Little Treat
on my way to Mexico City last year, every screen around us at the airport was looping ads that said “travel to New Mexico” and i said “New Mexico?? I’m trying to go to Old Mexico!” i thought it was hilarious and i still do. thanks
April 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
on my way to Mexico City last year, every screen around us at the airport was looping ads that said “travel to New Mexico” and i said “New Mexico?? I’m trying to go to Old Mexico!” i thought it was hilarious and i still do. thanks
does anyone know why all of los angeles has smelled like burnt rubber and diesel for the last day and a half?? I can’t find anything on local news
April 12, 2024 at 10:29 PM
does anyone know why all of los angeles has smelled like burnt rubber and diesel for the last day and a half?? I can’t find anything on local news
instagram has us so fucked up. literally Helen of Troy could post a selfie and some man would be in her comments like “mid”
March 9, 2024 at 4:07 AM
instagram has us so fucked up. literally Helen of Troy could post a selfie and some man would be in her comments like “mid”
visiting family with basic cable, so clearly there is only one thing to watch (Friends reruns) and tonight, I saw it turn over from finale to restarting with the pilot, and it does kinda feel like finally seeing the dvd logo hit the corner
February 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
visiting family with basic cable, so clearly there is only one thing to watch (Friends reruns) and tonight, I saw it turn over from finale to restarting with the pilot, and it does kinda feel like finally seeing the dvd logo hit the corner
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those fitness ropes but instead it’s me shaking out my duvet
January 15, 2024 at 7:31 AM
those fitness ropes but instead it’s me shaking out my duvet
good point! printing should also be free
February 7, 2024 at 5:22 PM
good point! printing should also be free
those fitness ropes but instead it’s me shaking out my duvet
January 15, 2024 at 7:31 AM
those fitness ropes but instead it’s me shaking out my duvet
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What's happening in Gaza is one the most odious, broad-daylight campaigns of terror against a civilian population in our lifetimes. The most important thing is drawing attention to that fact and working to stop it. Call it whatever the fuck you want.
January 13, 2024 at 3:05 PM
What's happening in Gaza is one the most odious, broad-daylight campaigns of terror against a civilian population in our lifetimes. The most important thing is drawing attention to that fact and working to stop it. Call it whatever the fuck you want.
idk how these kids play football so well when just cheering for them produces enough adrenaline in me to kill a horse
January 9, 2024 at 1:59 AM
idk how these kids play football so well when just cheering for them produces enough adrenaline in me to kill a horse
thank you to the michigan marching band for playing Rocky and Bullwinkle 🥲 me and one other dude got real hype with our pom poms
January 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
thank you to the michigan marching band for playing Rocky and Bullwinkle 🥲 me and one other dude got real hype with our pom poms
hey, public water bottle filling stations? please don’t blink your red filter light at me. i don’t want to know. let me live in ignorance about this one thing, please
December 15, 2023 at 7:33 AM
hey, public water bottle filling stations? please don’t blink your red filter light at me. i don’t want to know. let me live in ignorance about this one thing, please
I’m just here to be supportive
November 26, 2023 at 10:56 AM
I’m just here to be supportive